[Blzbba]

"beware of chickens crossing the road. "


Why? They just want to get to the other side.

[dighton]

Irish Chicken Menace alert.

[cchandler]

"Irish police issued a traffic hazard alert warning motorists to be beware of chickens crossing the road.

The jokes practically write themselves.

[Dark Skies]

Is this the "watch out for chickens" sign?

[mikrofon]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Sure'n ta get to the other pub, lad..."

[neodad]

Any chickens encountered should be choked immediately!

[neodad]

Asked about reports that there was an added hazard of a slippery surface on the road as a result of some panicked chickens laying eggs he said: "That's what chickens do."

So which came first?

[Gay State Conservative]

Joanne Worley asks:

Is this another chicken joke?

[freedomlover]

Once I had bought a mint 1973 duster, and had to drive it 50 miles to flip sell it for a $2500 profit. I thought about trailering it but decided against it.

Halfway through the North Georgia hills I hit a friggin chicken, busting up the grille and one headlight plus some trim.

The buyer didn't want it then, even after I offered it to him at my cost.

That damn chicken cost me $500 in real (not potential) dollars, not to mention 10+ hours of my life.

[Nihil Obstat]

please keep us a breast of the situation.

[theFIRMbss]

Clothing for chickens

A range of fashion clothing for chickens has been launched by a group of designers working in Austria and Japan.

[Lazamataz]

Irish police issue chicken hazard alert to motorists

"Best Headline of Week" nominee.

[sgtbono2002]

****AA Roadwatch also warned rush-hour traffic in the area to be extra vigilant because of chickens flying loose. ****

Irish chickens can fly??

[StarCMC]

Just from the headline, I'd say this probably should have happened in FRANCE not IRELAND.

[No Truce With Kings]

For just a moment the title made me think that this thread was a repost of this one.