Tookie Williams' Execution Coincides Nicely With Need for New Plasma TV

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[Sir Gawain]

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

That's blobber-gobber.

[Jaded]

Yipes! Probably postpone it for that next shipment of X-box 360s.

[Mr. K]

That's nearly as good as Scrappleface

[cchandler]

You can't talk about looting without a reference to the greatest looter of all time - the Heineken looter from Katrina-struck New Oleans:

If you liked him in this picture, you'll love him in these: http://www.looterguy.com/images/gallery/galleryone/index.htm

[USS Alaska]

"The racist media wants to make this out like it's all about stealing stuff, but it isn't," said Terr. "We will also be viciously beating some white people later on. Nothing special, you know, just some folks who wander through, maybe a truck driver or two."

Hehehehehehe, I know it's satire and it's funny as heck but it is so true. Save the hypocritical "You're a racist" rants.

[processing please hold]

Did I miss the riots they were predicting would destroy L.A.?

[joesnuffy]

This should schnizzle a few ma nizzles

[Bon mots]

Tookie cried, whined and fussed like a little baby before he got what he had coming. More than his victims got to do. He wet his pants too.

[Bon mots]

Did I miss the riots they were predicting would destroy L.A.?

No, run out and grab yourself a new plasma t.v. and some Heineken!

[wizr]

Right oan, right oan, brutha!!!! Thanks

[JLAGRAYFOX]

New Orleans finest, a Blanco, Landrieu, Nagin robbing Democrat. He later went to Texas, and trashed hotel rooms, apartments and rental cars. Then, when the free handout money ran out, he robbed a local 7/11 and got himself a piece of trim via you know how. Yes, my friends, the face and heart of the New Orleans Democrat Party.

[IronJack]

Experienced looters know how hard it can be on your back lugging those purloined goods around town. Not to mention, it slows your getaway should some of LA's finest hazard an appearance.

Pyle O'Booty from Compton, a veteran of Watts and Rodney King, chuckles when he sees some of the footage from New Orleans. "Amateurs," he says, shaking his head. "Now see this foo?" He points to a scrawny crack addict hustling an ottoman through chest-deep flood waters. "Fust thang he shoulda looted was a boat! Ya need transpo'tation 'fo anythang else."

Wanda Rippum of South Central agrees. "Dese foo's is jist foo's. Durint' the Rodney King sales, I got 17 pairs of new stiletto heels. Problem was, they was all size 6. As you can see, I's a big, beautiful woman, so I needet a 16! Problem was, by time I got all dem shoes home, I wa'nt in any shape to make a return visit to Payless. I wisht then that I'da had the sense to jack me one of them two-wheel hand carts."

[Victoria Delsoul]

Just like the Black Friday post-Thanksgiving sales, making the most of a riot is all about timing. It's not enough just to show up early. If you want the really good deals, you need to have a plan. Looting experts say that it is important to move quickly from store to store bearing in mind the ratio of street value to weight. One large item may sound like a great score but not compared to three dozen iPods that can be fenced for far more.

If done well, looting can become a lucrative business for some people. ;-)

[glock rocks]

Hmmm. Gotta upgrade the bait. Heck, I remember when a couple 8-tracks could keep things hoppin all night.

[Cathryn Crawford]

:)

[Howlin]

You are B A D. Just plain B A D.

[Sloth]

"I got a plasma back in '92 and the damn thing had a wicked burn-in problem.

Funny, but nobody got a plasma in '92.

[lovecraft]

Art imitating life....LOL