Posted on 12/11/2005 11:18:04 AM PST by Uncledave
Democrats the Party of (Spoiled) Children Written by Evan Sayet Friday, December 09, 2005
Not long ago we in America had a Daddy and a Mommy party. They didnt always get along; what Daddy and Mommy do? After all, one is from Mars and the other from Venus.
They each had their strengths, the Daddy party (Republican) was focused on keeping the family safe and the finances secure, while the Mommy party (Democrat) cared more about nurturing issues rightly called domestic.
I am saddened to tell you: Mommy is no longer with us. The Republican Party is now a single parent. Today there is only the Grown-up party and the kiddie party.
To understand the Democratic Party, all one needs to do is think of sullen teenagers, angry adolescents, and spoiled babies. Understand that this is what they are and you understand their policies, their anger at their parents--both G-d and Republican-led government--their desperation to be popular with other nations, and their incessant tantrums.
Understand this and you get why the Democrat so adores welfare. After all, what is welfare if not an allowance? And why they keep asking are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? when it comes to the end of the war in Iraq.
Ill say to the Democratd the same thing Id say to an annoying child in the backseat of the car: We have a destination. Sometimes it rains. Sometimes theres traffic. Sometimes you get a flat tire. Well get there when we get there. Now, take a nap.
Like children who will ram a spike through their tongue because its the latest fad, the Democrats will cause themselves (America) irreparable harm to do whatever it takes to be liked by the cheerleaders: France and the United Nations. Like children, they think the louder they yell and the more times they repeat something the more true that something becomes.
What do children find amusing? Poo-poo and pee-pee and wee-wees. What do Democrats find amusing? Puppetry of the Penis, The Vagina Monologues, and Urinetown.
Anger an infant and, incapable of formulating the right words, he might well take his doody and smear it on the wall. Anger a Democrat and, incapable of formulating the right words, he might well take elephant dung and smear it on a painting of the Virgin Mary or drench a cross in pee-pee.
Im not alone in recognizing that todays Democrats are kids. Even Democrats, themselves, know theyre children.
Why do you think Jesse Jackson talks to them in rhyme? After all, Jackson knows, it takes an adult to understand the writings of a Dr. Bennett and a Dr. Rice, but even a five-year-old can understand what a Dr. Seuss is trying to say.
Its why the folks at Air America didnt think they were doing anything wrong when they stole nearly a million dollars from the Gloria Wise Boys and Girls Clubs. After all, the money was intended for underprivileged children like Al Franken.
What was the Clinton administration? It was the teenage sex romp, Risky Business where--when the grown-ups went away--the kids ran around the house in their underwear, using the spare bedroom to make some extra money for themselves and their friends.
Its why my friend Richie Miller grew up to call himself Rich or sometimes Richard, and folks known as Joey when theyre five, grow up to be Joe or Joseph by the time theyre ten or fifteen. But Jimmy Carter is, was, and always will be little Jimmy because thats what he is.
And the rest of the world knows that the Democrats are children. Bullies pick on the weak and the ones they know wont fight back. So, with the kiddies in the White House, suddenly even skinny little Ayatollahs became big bullies, taking our citizens hostage knowing that little Jimmy was a scared little baby. They played got you citizens with little Jimmy Carter the way an annoying uncle plays got your nose with an infant.
And little Jimmy responded in the same way as the child. Give them back, give them back he yelled, finally going to the United Nations, the Democrats version of Im telling on you!
And when the Soviet Union--a truly evil empire--saw that it was little Jimmy running the White House, they invaded Afghanistan. Why not? What was little Jimmy going to do? Oh, hed puff up his chest, or hold his breath till he turned blue, but what could he do? After all, Jimmy was a child.
Thats not really fair. If you recall, he did tell the Soviets that we werent going to participate in the Olympics that year. In essences little Jimmys big plan to stop the spread of the most murderous regime in human history was to tell them if you dont stop trying to take over the world, were not going to play with you!
As soon as the grown-ups return, quite literally to the second in the case of the Ayatollahs, the bullies all turn into Eddie Haskells, saying Here are your citizens, Mr. Reagan. You must have been looking all over for them. I dont know HOW they could have gotten here . And, gee, dont you look lovely, Mrs. Reagan!
And as soon as the grown-ups returned, just a stern word from President Ronald (not Ronnie) Reagan and the Soviet Union was no more. The grown ups returned, said Tear down that wall, and the Soviets turned into Eddie Haskell. Yes, sir, Im sorry, sir. I have no idea how that wall could have gotten there. And, gee, dont you look lovely, Mrs. Reagan.
And this is why it is vital that the grown-ups stay in control and maintain their parental veto. You know the parental veto. Its four words: Because I said so. The grown-ups would love to include the other party in the debates but children do not discuss, they throw tantrums, and when a child is throwing a tantrum you just have to say because I said so.
Wed like the other partys input--to have grown-ups with their own ideas to contribute. But when the kiddie party screams and yells Hes the worst person in the history of the world! the grown-up just has to say John Boltons going to be our ambassador to the United Nations--because I said so. And when they spit and lie and get hysterical about the war that has liberated twenty-five million human beings from rape, torture, and genocide, the grown-ups just have to say Were staying the course--because I said so.
I am not happy being a single parent. And Im disappointed to be dealing with such spoiled, sullen children. Im sure someday the Republicans will have another grownup partner in what had once been the Mommy party. Until then, Democrats, well handle things here. You? Youre getting cranky, again. Must be time for Ted Kennedys bottle.
About the Writer: Evan Sayet is a writer, speaker and pundit in Los Angeles and former Communications Director for L.A. for President Bush. Prior to his full-time move into the conservative thought industry, he was a TV and movie writer with credits ranging from "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher" to the cult classic "Win Ben Stein's Money" and the Discovery Channel documentary "The 70's: When Decades Attack." He is currently working on a book: "Regurgitating the Apple: How Modern Liberals `Think'" and his "Right to Laugh" night of conservative comedy is touring nationally in 2006. He can be reached at ESayet@Socal.RR.Com.
Democrats: the Party of (Spoiled) Children
"Im not alone in recognizing that todays Democrats are kids. Even Democrats, themselves, know theyre children."
Oh yeah. Too true for words...
Funny because it is so true.
9/11 was because after 8 years of children running the place, UBL thought that the new parent wasn't really a parent.
They were wrong,
Bump this excellent thread to the top
Daddy's home!
Great article; thanks for the ping!
LOL! Yep that would be the case. : )
It would be mean spirited if it were not true.
What a great read. People get this article out!
Bump this baby to the top
No, the Democrat Party is the party of traitors to the principles on which this Country was founded. They are the party of perverts and degenerates,parasites, murderers,criminals,liars, along with socialists and communists.
Also true.
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Yes, fabulous.
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