[Fester Chugabrew]

Scrappleface?

[atomicpossum]

Authorities expect pretend crime to plummet.

Remember: When pretend guns are outlawed, only pretend criminals will have guns.

[Tarpon]

It's hard to tell elected Democrat officials from kooks.

[ExcursionGuy84]

*leans over and shakes head with astonishment*

And this is the best way that Democratic politicians know how to prevent the next Columbine-esque massacre????

They're TOTALLY missing the Heart of Mankind, the emotions, the Anger, the Hatred, the Insanity that characterizes the personality of the most infamous criminals who've gone on shooting sprees.

[Looking4Truth]

The Attorney General's Office is holding another "Toy Gun Bash" at one p-m.

Is the 'p-m' another POS from the AP Style Guide? I thought that it was 'P.M.'.

[Cvengr]

Do they get to blow them up?

[AlGone2001]

I sure hope this is the central campaign issue for the democrats in 2006.

It'll be fun to watch.

These people never get out of their all night focus groups to see how the rest of us live.

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

This is the silliest thing i've ever heard of!!My old drill instructor used to say,"in Kentucky they put a gun in the crib to keep the baby quiet".A better idea on this would be for the police to carry cap pistols and ban actors(murder of policeman by actor from sopranos).

[Boston Blackie]

The Attorney General's Criminal Prosecution Unit organized the event along with the U-S Attorney's Office, the city of Providence and other departments and agencies.

...and while the great crime fighters collect and destroy toy guns organized crime still owns and operates Rhode Island.

[robertpaulsen]

"Kids will get free toys in exchange for destroying their toy guns in a machine called the "Bash-O-Matic."

The Bass-O-Matic?

[libertylover]

Now, isn't that sweet?

[Wilhelm Tell]

Maybe instead they will give the children violent video games where the kids join gangs, steal cars, deal drugs, rape women and shoot cops. We are too progressive to be very judgemental about that but heaven forbid a child should have a toy gun and play soldier!

[WorkingClassFilth]

Imbeciles.