Drink the rum or brandy.
Make a chocolate cake instead.
Put all those nasty bits of rind in the squirrel feeder.
Laughing...
Tasmanianred are you saying that you are NOT a Freeper Fruitcake fan?
Sure, I'll eat chocolate cake too, right after the fruitcake.
We have a bird bath in the back yard but since there is a bayou on the back of the property the bird bath never got used so now we just put leftovers and such in it. We have seen squirrels jump from the ground up three feet to get into the feeder and munch out. I didn't know they could jump so high from a dead stop and straight up.