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Bush Appoints Pres. Clinton as Kyoto Monitor
Scrapple Face ^ | 12/10/05 | Scott Ott

Posted on 12/10/2005 2:14:40 PM PST by pookie18

President George Bush today announced he would appoint former President Bill Clinton as the nation's first official Kyoto monitor, sending him on a "global emissions detection mission."

In the new role, Sen. Hillary Clinton's husband will travel the world in a Toyota Prius, and "sniff around smokestacks, without inhaling" in order to find violators of the Kyoto Protocol.

When Mr. Clinton finds a factory, or automobile, that's emitting high levels of climate-changing pollutants, Mr. Bush said, "He'll act with the full authority granted under Kyoto to place a green Mr. Yuck sticker on that smokestack or tailpipe."

"I admire President Clinton's passion about reducing greenhouse gasses," said Mr. Bush in making the appointment. "He gets out in front of the facts and leads with his heart, undeterred by questionable research. Even though when he was in the White House he never submitted the Kyoto Protocol to the Senate for a vote, history will remember that he felt strongly about it. That's what makes him the kind of leader that he is."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kyoto; satire; scrappleface; thebigcreep; x42
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1 posted on 12/10/2005 2:14:42 PM PST by pookie18
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To: pookie18

Good grief!

How STUPID is GWB going to GET?


2 posted on 12/10/2005 2:16:04 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
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To: pookie18

scratching my graying head and wondering if this is a joke.


3 posted on 12/10/2005 2:16:25 PM PST by GracieRose (My 3 heros: Jesus, President Bush, and Rush Limbaugh)
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To: pookie18

Some days I just have to make sure it's satire.


4 posted on 12/10/2005 2:16:59 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: pookie18

It actually had me up until Prius


5 posted on 12/10/2005 2:19:37 PM PST by conservativegamer
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To: pookie18

I was about to get really steamed when I read that headline! I would not put it past Bush to do something stupid like that.
But when I saw Pookie18 was the author, I got a little bit suspicious. :)


6 posted on 12/10/2005 2:20:03 PM PST by Dscott_FR (Right Wing Extremist and proud of it!!)
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To: nmh

It's ScrappleFace - it's a JOKE!!


7 posted on 12/10/2005 2:20:04 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: pookie18

he doesn't have to go any place but look down to his pants for plenty of filthy global emissions.
another scrappleface classic.


8 posted on 12/10/2005 2:20:11 PM PST by JohnLongIsland
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To: pookie18

I'm surprised Scrappleface didn't work the cigar angle into the piece.


9 posted on 12/10/2005 2:21:13 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: hsalaw

Oh!

WHAT A RELIEF!


10 posted on 12/10/2005 2:21:23 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
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To: Dscott_FR

Author=Poster .. sorry


11 posted on 12/10/2005 2:21:38 PM PST by Dscott_FR (Right Wing Extremist and proud of it!!)
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To: cripplecreek
Some days I just have to make sure it's satire.

I know! I was scared for a few seconds until I read a bit of it.

12 posted on 12/10/2005 2:21:54 PM PST by La Enchiladita (What Child is this, who laid to rest in Mary's arms, is sleeping ....?)
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To: pookie18

Maybe the Mods can fix the title--shouldn't it be

Monitor LIZARD?


13 posted on 12/10/2005 2:23:16 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

It is ironic that he is flying around the world spewing tons of emmissions as he seeks his legacy.


14 posted on 12/10/2005 2:23:17 PM PST by Wristpin ( Varitek says to A-Rod: "We don't throw at .260 hitters.....")
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To: pookie18

The scary thing until I saw it was scrapple face is that I went "Oh no!!" Sad when part of you thinks, even briefly, that it could be true.


15 posted on 12/10/2005 2:28:06 PM PST by n230099
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To: hsalaw

PHEW!!!!!!

Almost had to call the paramedics for myself.


16 posted on 12/10/2005 2:28:17 PM PST by AmeriBrit (HILLARY's1974 Watergate Crimes: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/925684/posts)
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To: Dscott_FR
But when I saw Pookie18 was the author, I got a little bit suspicious. :)

Merely the messenger...author is Scott Ott aka Scrapple Face.


17 posted on 12/10/2005 2:32:27 PM PST by pookie18 ((Hillary Rotten) Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: hsalaw

Yeah, it is a joke, but think of the possibilities. Maybe it could be used to keep little Billy busy and out of the country on a meaningless mission.


18 posted on 12/10/2005 2:33:29 PM PST by hdstmf (too)
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To: GracieRose; nmh

Satire...


19 posted on 12/10/2005 2:33:30 PM PST by pookie18 ((Hillary Rotten) Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: pookie18

Clinton, the little boy who played President, is now a little boy playing ex-President.


20 posted on 12/10/2005 2:34:26 PM PST by rimmont
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