[ozarkgirl]

If you get on their "route" the best way to discourage them is to chalk an outline of a body (a la crime scene) near your front door.

Cute. And inside the outline, write in chalk "former Jehovah Witness".

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Cute. And inside the outline, write in chalk "former Jehovah Witness".

In all seriousness DON'T!

That is considered a threat and you would find yourself in legal hot water very quickly.