Posted on 12/09/2005 7:35:20 PM PST by lowbridge
Dog Urinates on Katie Couric Ice Sculpture
Posted by Scott Whitlock on December 9, 2005 - 16:11.
Friday morning, NBC Today show reporter Natalie Morales was covering the snow fall in Central Park. Upon completing her report, at 7:54AM EST, the camera pulled back to reveal two ice sculptures of co-hosts Matt Lauer and Katie Couric. (Ice portraits might be a more appropriate term -- the ice was carved with images of Lauer and Couric from approximately the waist up.)
Lauer remarked, "No harm intended to the fine artists, but they look a little like our tombstones."
A short time later, the camera showed a small dog suspiciously trotting around the two blocks of ice. With mock horror, Lauer yelled, "Oh, no you dont!" Returning at 8:00AM, after a local break, Morales revealed: "The dogs have really taken a liking to the ice sculptures. And Katie, they seem to have a particular liking for your ice sculpture, if you know what I mean. A yellow snow issue."
Couric understood what had been done to her image: "I know, I know."
Good doggy, here's your Scooby Snack.
"They look like our tombstones!" -mr. Lauer.
Umm.. couldn't be because they ARE tombstones of a kind for a show that stinks?
*chuckle*
Only got 6" of snow in Boston's North End but I did see a lot of yellow snow when I was out today.
I don't know why, but there seems to be more dogs in this neighborhood than any other city I've lived in. Mostly little boutique breeds that I don't even recognize.
Bury it at a crossroads with a stake through its heart.
"And your little dog too!" said Katie Couric.
Sit-Rep merely smiled and waited.
"What is that foul beast doing?! Get it away from meeee! I'm melting!" Katie shrieked.
"Good dog." said Sit-Rep.
;-)
Bound, staked, and stuffed with garlic.
lol...
Karl Rove own a dog? Anyone?? |
That's what popped to mind when I saw the dog gif...
Years ago, when I had my male Labrador Logan at the beach, we came upon a bunch of kids making a sand castle. There were a bunch of kids, and it was a big castle. Logan meandered through the kids, getting quite a bit of attention while I stopped a minute to praise the castle. To my horror, Logan raised his leg on a corner of the castle, and to my amazement, no one noticed... Not one parent standing there, not even the little kid who turned around and immediately slapped some new sand on the 'erosion' damage that had inexplicably been left there.
It was only a second between dog pee and child action, and as I looked around again at the kids and parents, and not one was looking at me or the dog... I decided to just keep my mouth shut. I'd have hated for a parent to freak out and make them abandon the project ;~D
R.I.P. Logan :~D
Good doggie!
You recognize that gif? I added the part wear it takes a dump, but just running back and forth? ... I'll give you a hint... They specialize in military news....
Lauer to Katie: Urine trouble now!
Heh.
Cats like her also.
It's a good thing I didn't witness this after enjoying a couple beers myself.
Barnacle see, Barnacle do.
"Ha ha ha. Oh yeah! Melt away. Just melt on down. Ha ha ha. I'm a big ol' dog. Oh yeah!"
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