Understandin Engineers (HUMOR)

Dec 9, 2005

[firebrand]

Oh thank you. I couldn't remember the details. Hilarious!

[Aquinasfan]

Liked the targets joke 8-)

More than a little truth there.

[bert]

.....The engineer says, "well, you can get close enough!" ....

Slide Rule Accuracy....

[reagan_fanatic]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"

[SaveTheChief]

LOL. I like the last one!

[lmailbvmbipfwedu]

An engineer is someone who can do with $1 what any damn fool can do with $2

[MortMan]

I do Software QA.

My condolences. I do software QA and certification in the aerospace industry. ;-P

[thackney]

ping

[phantomworker]

And, Aerospace Engineers (rocket and plane designers) are the matchmakers for the MechEng and CivEngs.

As a female AE, I design military weapons for a living. And I'm told I'm quite attractive. Match-maker, match-maker, why do you suppose I can't get any dates? Are they afraid I might use my weapons against them someday???? LOL!

[Lakeshark]

Are they afraid I might use my weapons against them someday???

In a word....yes.

It's the google skills.......hey....you're sposed to be too bizzy!

:-)

[phantomworker]

The Knack is really funny. Do you have it? ;)

[Lakeshark]

"and utter social ineptitude"

Need I remind you about your "hot" date?

Heh heh heh........

[bert]

Last week I found my K&E log log decitrig in the drawer and it had somehow acquired a scummy red coating. I can't imagine what would have done that.

I carefully wiped it clean with isopropyl alcohol.

Real engineers carry the slide rule in their hip pocket. EE's attach them to their belts.

[phantomworker]

I google, therefore I am. Or is it, I am, therefore I google. LOL! It's the Knack!

Very bizzy!!!! Never too busy to put myself down and to laugh out loud. ;)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Civil Engineers ping.

Late, again.

[phantomworker]

"and utter social ineptitude"

You are too sweet. Why do Chem E's like ballet?

What's the difference between a geek and a nerd?

[Lakeshark]

Glad you did....be a good girl now.....

No flasks!

[Lakeshark]

That was a quote from the link about "the knack".

I can search too........

:-)

[Lx]

Isn't that a comptrometer? My mom used to run for one for Santa Fe. I've still got one somewhere. I was to dense to be able to use it.

[ßuddaßudd]

Im sure all the Engineerds where I work will enjoy these, thanks!