PFFFT 1-3 INCHS IS NOT A BLIZZARD
Subject: Temperature Conversion Chart
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Ohio plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Buckeyes lick the flagpole.
@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
@ -10 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Ohio Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Ohio rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Ohio start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -100 degrees Hell freezes over.
The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl!
There's going to be 3" to 6" of snow here in Washington, DC.
Quick. I need to run out and get toilet paper. And milk. And bread.
Oh, the humanity!
Time for pompous ones to let everyone know that 3-6 inches of snow: "'Tis but a scratch"....
Time for the annual telling of the old joke (to be told by a woman)......How is snow like sex?
Reminds me of the Montana weatherman who once said that "Helena got nine inches last night... of snow, that is."
We got .001 inches of frozen drizzle in the Austin area and all hell broke loose. The greatest snowfall I've experienced around here was about 9 inches but, that was 20 yrs. ago.