Oh man... My boss is a young blonde and I just told her that she was looking really hot... man, I hope I don't get fired!
It just that she was sweating... She had a turtle neck and the heater seemed to be running high... And I said "Wow, you are looking HOT today!"
I was wondering why she gave me that funny look and then proceeded to walk over to the HR department.
Hmmmm.....
A blond sees a sign that reads "wet floor" so she did
You're in luck, lad. Being a blonde, she probably went to the HR department to inform them that she didn't realize she was running a high fever and went directly to the elevator in order to bring it down.
Man, I don't even partake of innocent innuendo at the office. Even if the girl is obviously hitting on me.
Don't need the drama.