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To: Paloma_55

A blond sees a sign that reads "wet floor" so she did


9 posted on 12/03/2005 4:37:19 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: al baby; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul
Or the blonde that was driving down to Disney World, and saw the sign that said, Disney World Left.

She turned around and went home!

Merry Christmas!

15 posted on 12/03/2005 4:41:59 PM PST by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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Two blondes sitting on a bench. First blonde asks the second, "What is farther, Florida or the moon?"

Second blonde replies, "Hellooooo. Can you see Florida?!"



17 posted on 12/03/2005 4:43:32 PM PST by This Just In ("Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I've got others" - Groucho Marx)
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To: al baby
LOL. My personal favorite:


19 posted on 12/03/2005 4:44:38 PM PST by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: al baby

>>>A blond sees a sign that reads "wet floor" so she did

Did you hear about the blonde that sat on a fan?

Disaster....



(break the word into sylables if you're having issues seeing the humor...dis ast 'er...)


41 posted on 12/03/2005 6:25:06 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (You know you have bird flu if you have usual flu symptoms + desire to crap on freshly washed cars.)
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