[ClearCase_guy]

"Listen, Susie: I have bad news. I know how much you want to go to college, but we just don't have the money. I'm sorry."

"Mom, I have an idea. There's this dyke at school and I think she has a crush on me. It's gross, but this may work out. How about if I kiss her -- take it easy! Take it easy! -- right in front of a teacher. I bet the school will call you up."

"So?"

"So, you act all upset! Then I act all upset that I've been "outed"! Stop giggling, mom! Then we sue the school! We get a bunch of money, and then I can go to college!"

"It's so crazy it might work. But we better make sure if your father is OK with this."

[labette]

Something does indeed smell of set-up here.
Let's hope it's limited to your scenario and no more.

[Poison Pill]

If she wins the suit I wonder if the judge could set up the settlement something like: If you ever get married or give birth you pay back the school board with interest and penalty plus you get tried for fraud.

[freedumb2003]

"It's so crazy it might work. But we better make sure if your father other mother is OK with this."