[COUNTrecount]

Why bother ?

[cripplecreek]

If I were fench I would consider getting a face transplant too.

[capt. norm]

Maybe there is hope for Cindy Sheehan........or maybe not!

[Buckeye McFrog]

so the French are finally confirmed as being two-faced!

[DeFault User]

a triangle formed by the nose and mouth was grafted on to the patient

Partial face transplant? A recent documentary on the subject indicated that the French specialists rejected the concept of a full facial transplant in favor of a partial, which they thought had a better chance of success. Several US doctors are ready to do a full facial transplant on a severely burned woman.

[Thombo2]

This is very good news for people with disfiguring injuries,esp burns.I read an article about this procedure a while back,and i was skeptical.

[GingisK]

Let me guess: She wants to look like Michael Jackson?

[SteveMcKing]

Glorified skin graft.

I don't see the big deal.

[catpuppy]

In a related development, French scientists are hopeful that a new experimental compound, tentatively dubbed "la deodorant," will be found to have some usefulness.

[Vaquero]

[ZULU]

Once they get this perfected, maybe they can work on backbone, testacle and gut transplants in French males.

[manwiththehands]

Seriously. I hope this works for this poor lady. Disfigurement is horribly traumatizing. We as a society place too much value on appearance. This may be the only way she can feel "normal" again.

[WillamShakespeare]

Here is the actual patient...

[Inwoodian]

Hey, how did she jump the line ahead of Helen Thomas?

[School of Rational Thought]

I hope them great success.

It is unimagineable for me to put myself in the place of a burn victim. This could truly be a big step for a "normal" life.

[Roscoe Karns]

Rove should look into that face transplanting technique. In the meantime he'll have
to make do with look-alikes:

You must be wondering why I summoned you, Klink.

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Yes. Why did you call me here?

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I won't beat around the bush, Klink. We need you to infiltrate the DNC.

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What!? But how?!

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Let me worry abot that, Klink. Right now I want you to lose the monocle, shave
the sides of your head and put on a suit. Do that and report back here on the
double!

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. 1/2 an hour later...

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Excellent, Klink! Even better than we had anticipated! From here on out you will
be addressed as James Carville. By the time we're through with you you'll be
walking and talking just like Ol' Corporal Cue-ball himself! Now, let me show
you my plan....

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"Thirty days in the cooler, Hogan!"

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What?

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Nothing. I was just having a flashback.

[Para-Ord.45]

WIZARD OF OZ

The frogs need some sort of courage transplant.


PS: deoderant too.

[Hildy]

That can't be...Dr. Troy and his new arch nemesis partner just performed one last week on NIP/TUCK.