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To: COUNTrecount
Rove should look into that face transplanting technique. In the meantime he'll have
to make do with look-alikes:


You must be wondering why I summoned you, Klink.

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Yes. Why did you call me here?

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I won't beat around the bush, Klink. We need you to infiltrate the DNC.

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What!? But how?!

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Let me worry abot that, Klink. Right now I want you to lose the monocle, shave
the sides of your head and put on a suit. Do that and report back here on the
double!

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. 1/2 an hour later...

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Excellent, Klink! Even better than we had anticipated! From here on out you will
be addressed as James Carville. By the time we're through with you you'll be
walking and talking just like Ol' Corporal Cue-ball himself! Now, let me show
you my plan....

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"Thirty days in the cooler, Hogan!"

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What?

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Nothing. I was just having a flashback.

24 posted on 11/30/2005 8:24:46 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

NICE work !


26 posted on 11/30/2005 8:49:38 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: Roscoe Karns

Congrat's... this is the post of the year!


31 posted on 11/30/2005 9:33:41 AM PST by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!


32 posted on 11/30/2005 9:39:43 AM PST by Decepticon (The sheep pretend the wolf will never come, but the sheepdog lives for that day (NRA)
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