Well,
it seemed my Mom (and or I) was in a rush every holiday while preparing the meal and we ALWAYS seemed to injure ourselves.
Cuts, burns, scrapes, you name it....but usually it was something that caused bleeding and bandaging.
So, Wednesday night, whilst chopping collards...
and chopping collards,
and chopping collards,
I chopped off the very teenist tip of my middle finger....
and bleed for an hour...all over the house.
I'm still wiping up blood spots.
um, who got the piece of finger in their collards? LOL
Well poopers,
I have it still playing,
So I'll just tell you guys about it and you can watch it later....
A beautiful bride in a white dress is singing in an ancient building, leaning up against a stone wall...upset, angry, but a really good singer too.
the lyrics are (granted, translation is stilted)
Which religion the terrorist claims to kill good spirit
Gods religion is not killing without right claimers
Islam is just by which human beings live.
He who eases killing is disloyal to the case.
You the terrorist wait! Our home is hard to open.
Our brave soldiers are the best guards and we have high morals.
He who attacks us will be annihilated.
Coward! Wait a day the world will hear our sound.
(Anyhow, you get the picture)