DFU SONG: Alone Again Naturally (Cindy Sheehan, back in Crawford, will moan again, naturally)

DFU SONGS | 11-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ALONE AGAIN NATURALLY - scroll down on the site until you find it

Back to Crawford Cindy went...she sits down inside her tent
There's a handful there who will say that they care
She is nuts, it's evident
She'll be camping in the ditch...she has really found her niche
There is love and peace...followers get fleeced
She is up for her performance
She says that she was the spark who got it started
That happened at the instant when her mind had departed

She takes her show on the road...she is a pantload
She'll moan again, naturally

Cindy has her sick-o-fants...she will launch another rant
It is getting old...Cindy should be told...but blind followers just can't
We have had enough...it is just the same old stuff
In troops' backs she'll stab when she starts to blab
She's aware of what she's doing
She's made their job much more dangerous and harder
And she may hurt the USA more than Jimmy Carter

She goes on the road...she is a pantload
She'll moan again, naturally

She has become such a darling for the media
She has her makeup woman always by her side

She's become a narcissist...we have soldiers getting p*ssed
She keeps beating her drum while she's flapping her gums...it seems she just cannot resist
Al Jazeera gloats...'cause their reporters are taking notes
She attacks the Prez and they write all she says
Along with Howard's fifth column party
But our kind President says not one word to berate her
I think that it's perhaps the time someone should sedate her

She takes her show on the road...she is really a pantload
She'll moan again, naturally

From here where will Cindy go...no one really seems to know
I would pay to see her shock therapy...it would be so apropros
We have had enough...it is just the same old stuff
In troops' backs she'll stab when she starts to blab
She's well aware of what she's doing
So now she's made their job much more dangerous and harder
And she may hurt the USA more than Jimmy Carter

She will hit the road...she is a pantload
She'll moan again, naturally

She'll moan again, naturally

[JOE6PAK]

My Sister had a call from her Man in ~WAR ZONE~ on Thanksgiving day. BIG news on the way. Could say no more. What did you hear Doug?

[doug from upland]

CINDY SHEENAN SONGFEST

DFU SONG: You Light Up My Life (sickening song/sickening Sheehan - we are light, they are darkness) ^

	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 09/25/2005 2:59:53 PM PDT · 6 replies · 296+ views DFU SONG | 9-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: I'm Not Lisa (a disturbed Cindy Sheehan sings about Katrina) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 09/01/2005 7:08:21 AM PDT · 9 replies · 316+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: Where Have All the Flowers Gone (where will Cindy Sheehan go next) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/30/2005 7:17:29 PM PDT · 15 replies · 167+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: Angel in the Morning (yep, Cindy Sheehan is going to stop the Blue Angels) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/30/2005 10:48:23 AM PDT · 6 replies · 267+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: Calendar Girl (you bet...Cindy Sheehan is the terrorists' calendar girl) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/26/2005 11:31:42 AM PDT · 20 replies · 332+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: If I Only Had a Brain (Cindy Sheehan has gone insane) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/25/2005 10:58:02 PM PDT · 17 replies · 302+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: Dancing in the Dark (Cindy Sheehan sings that she was the spark) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/23/2005 2:34:19 PM PDT · 5 replies · 208+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: Fame (Cindy Sheehan, your 15 minutes is over....stop hurting this nation) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/20/2005 2:07:30 PM PDT · 10 replies · 419+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
DFU SONG: Cindy's Birthday (Cindy Sheehan's electro-shock -- irony: orig. song by Johnny CRAWFORD) ^
	Posted by doug from upland On News/Activism ^ 08/18/2005 2:05:35 PM PDT · 17 replies · 376+ views DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

I don't hear anything, but I'll make a guess --- we got Zarqawi.

2nd guess -- the first IED-resistant vehicle has finally arrived (a company has been working on them)

3rd guess -- huge cache of WMDs

[Roscoe Karns]

Good one, doug!

[Roscoe Karns]

Excellent!

[JOE6PAK]

I'LL take any one of your picks. Good News indeed!

[WideGlide]

"Cindy! Gideon Yago MTV Reporter. Mind if I ask a question? We've been hearing rumors that Jesse doesn't quite measure up in the pile driver department if you know what I mean. Now that you've been tag-teamed by JJ and that other runaway slave Reverend Al, will you confirm to the MTV audience Jesse's lack of err..HORSEradish in the COCKtail sauce department?"

Sheehan: No way! He be fine in the Kunta Kinte area. But's it's not about the sex. It's about getting the troops out of New Orleans and the centuries of oppression of the black man. And I can't wait to be the stepmom of a congressman.

[Schwaeky]

I was having trouble reading it sounding like the Gilbert O'Sullivan song...... good one though...

[doug from upland]

Play the MIDI file with it. It works.

[Palladin]

ROFL!

The old gal doesn't know when to quit.

[doug from upland]

[HonduGOP]

SONG PARODY: I'm Not Lisa (Algore sings - I'm not Willy)
I still remember "I'm Not Willy" by DFU lampooning Algore!!


Politics/Elections Humor Keywords: I'M NOT WILLY, SCUMBAG
Source: DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies
Published: 11-99 Author: Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 11/14/1999 20:21:08 PST by doug from upland
MIDI - I'M NOT LISA

I’m not Willy…my name is Algore
Don’t blame me for…things he did

I’m not a scumbag…I’m not a pervert
But I do know…what Willy hid

I had to play along…or soon I would be gone
He had my file…what a wicked smile

When interns came to call…he made me watch it all
It made me sick…very sick…I’m telling you…telling you
But he had me by the gonads
What could I do?

I’m not Willy…my name is Algore
I’m no traitor…can’t you see?
He made me do things…I really screwed things
I should have helped…the GOP
I’m not Willy

[doug from upland]

That's an oldie all right. During his tenure, I made calls and sent several faxes to Gore letting him know that the 25th Amendment was the only way he would ever be president. He should have listened to me.

In the search engine, punch in any of your favorite songs. The newer ones begin with DFU SONG. The older ones begin with SONG PARODY.

[HonduGOP]

Thanks!!

[doug from upland]

Here is one of my personal favorites --- CLICK

[karnage]

Doug, I hope you have a complete archive of these, because they are priceless. You are a Titan!

[doug from upland]

Unfortunately, I don't have a complete archive, and many have been removed from FR. I think I've done over 1600 songs.

[KarinG1]

You have truly outdone yourself Doug. That is hilarious.

[softwarecreator]

I remember seeing most of these when originally posted ... terrific stuff.

Nice to see you put them all together as a "Best of ..." compilation!

[freedumb2003]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1511666/posts

I'd like your feedback

But no matter what, I will NEVER be competition for you and Mud -- I just saw a need and filled it! ;)