And those 10 people look a lot like the usual suspects. I think Yahoo just automatically posts whatever AP and Reuters puts up.
The amazing shot is that they actually posted her sitting in the empty tent waiting to sign books. LOL
Top Ten Excuses there were no more protesters.
10. My team was playing this weekend
9. Had to work my shift at Starbucks at the mall
8. Dude, it's cold
7. Dad said if I left on a holiday, he'd cut off my trust fund
6. Had to study
5. Dude, it's cold
4. Waiting for my travel voucher from Soros
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Help me out on the rest.
The usuals were arrested last week.
3. I'm busy finishing off the turkey.
3-..OH SH!T...we forgot the weed in SF, turn around...we'll get back in time for the party.
3. Conflicted with the Save Tookie rally
3. It's Welfare Check day and I have to run down to the Check Cashing place
2. I lined up and asked for my debit card, but the tent guard said they ain't got none.
And, the number one reason that Sheehan was waiting.....
1. I spent all my money on the Farenheit 911 VCR tape.
Top Ten Excuses there were no more protesters.
3. Too many stopped in Austin for the 'Tapping Your Inner Moon(bat)Goddess' lecture by Gloria Steinman
2. Caught in the melee at the Wal Mart in Beaumont
1. "The new X-Box came out today,dude!"
Help me out on the rest.
3. The doctor told Sam that he isn't as young as he used to be when he protested back in '78 so he'd better wait until the weather is a bit warmer - arthritis you know.
2. I'd just LOVE to be there, honey, but Kelly's having a bit of trouble getting her welfare payments figured out since the Welfare Office found out she had a live-in boyfriend (as if that's any of their business anyway) and my knees just aren't what they used to be (darn doctors them social service people send you to these days can't seem to prescribe the right pills) and Kelly needs me to watch the youngest one in the mornings cause she's so darn sick with this pregnancy an all, just liken she always is an thisin is number six.
1. I feel SO sorry for that POOR Ms. Sheehan. I'd be there in a minute if it wasn't for the holidays but you know that between the usual parties at the club and the kids arriving home from Harvard and Sarah Lawrance and Jim's Corporate parties, well, I just don't have a spare minute between getting to Neiman's to pick up what I'll wear and I can't tell you how much trouble I've had getting the right Prada bag, and if I don't have Prada then what's the sense in living. Ms. Sheehan?? Oh, yes. Well, you know my thoughts are just positively WITH that woman!
3. My probation officer warned me not to leave the state.
2. My Yugo broke down, can't find parts.
1. Court mandated therapy starts today.
Forgot to pencil it in my Day-Timer.
They had this great rerun of MASH on TV and I had to see it again.
PETA told me to protest a fried turkey event.
Forgot my meds, wandered around aimlessly for hours, then went back to bed.
"Dude, there was a SALE at Wal-Mart for X-Boxes at wholesale!"
Too cold for protest love-in sex in a tent.
Election season is over.
Can't buy tofurkey in Crawford.
She jumped the shark and liberals are embarassed to be seen with her.
3. Hellary does not like you any more
2. 403-3
1. Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa is the new patsy!!!
LOL!
ALL: Ping to #18 -- click View Replies for a bit of schadenfreude...
Pook, maybe a Click item for the Toons?