51st Way to Leave Your Lover

Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 26 November 2005 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

[DakotaGator]

My condolences and congratulations.

[Nam Vet]

Best of luck to you both. This had to be tough. Won't get any easier either. Take care of yourself, my FRiend.

Nam Vet

[Kimmers]

If this works for you so be it....I just hope you do not have children...

[papasmurf]

"A gold plated bidet is just a portal to a sewer"


that's good! I'm stealing that one!

:O)

P

[Glenn]

Modern rationality sure makes for interesting turns in life.

Best to you both.

[af_vet_1981]

Would you, should you, leave your husband/wife if the chance of a lifetime – the chance of several lifetimes – came along?

No

Death Before Dishonor

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>Why would ANYONE post their personal business online???? <<<

Sense of closure perhaps...

[sit-rep]

Sorry to hear it man...but I would try to keep it together...let her go, but don't sign the papers. Things may not work out and she might want to return...

[Dark Skies]

Ill Google it and send it to BillyBob. It's better served chilled!

[Andy'smom]

I'm sure there must be more to this story than you have just related to us, right?

Anyway, my best wishes to you both during this difficult time.

[Dems_R_Losers]

Not to be a smart-aleck or anything, but I hope both of you know that 70% of new restaurants fail. Kemberly may be back in North Carolina before either of you think. I would not sign those divorce papers if I were you and really loved this woman.

[HitmanLV]

Sorry to hear this, in any case. I'll keep you in my prayers and send you positive vibes.

[SittinYonder]

I wouldn't leave the NC Blue Ridge Mountains either.

[Bigg Red]

My husband is the chance of a lifetime – the chance of several lifetimes.

The answer is a resounding no.

**
Ditto for my wonderful husband, as well. A marriage should trump a career.

[Hunble]

So why are you not going with her?

[aligncare]

My thought exactly. Unless my spouse comes along, it's no deal.

[jdm]

I think this column may be satire. The link to the article (Special to FreeRepublic) leads to ChronWatch. ChronWatch is known to post satirical articles such as San Francisco Struggles to Keep Up With Gun Returns by Gang Members.

[Paulus Invictus]

My very talented wife, gave up her career hopes willingly, then followed me to some weird and dangerous places to live--Mexico, Brazil, Rochester, California etc. over the period of many years. She turned out to be a great supporter and counselor in my many business activities, a fine wife, and super mother . When the kiddies were gone, she went back to college and got straight A's. I would not agree to her leaving for Samoa, no matter what the offer was. For me, she's a real "keeper."

As for Samoa, it's a nice place, but island fever exists (I know it well from three years in Hawaii, a much more populace place than Samoa). Knowing many nice Samoans, I cannot imagine a gourmet restaurant in a place where the people love to eat huge quantities of macaroni plus a lot of catsup and five pounds of New Zealand corned beef (50% fat)--all cooked together in sea water in a big galvanized bath tub on the beach and then eaten from the tub by any and all with spoons in hand. Samoans have limited life spans mostly due to their poor eating habits. Gourmet means Spam fried thin to many Polynesians.

[Alia]

You love her.