Posted on 11/25/2005 10:42:22 AM PST by Congressman Billybob
My wife, Kemberly, has left. That’s ordinary enough. It happens a few million times a year, assuming that half of all American divorces are the wife’s idea. But this is about the why, not the what, of that decision.
The why is unique, and extraordinary. If I were she, and she were I, I would do the same thing. (Work on it. That sentence is grammatically correct.)
My wife has been offered the job of Head Chef of a new restaurant out of town, to be built and run to her specifications. To that you say, well, some commuter marriages work. Not this time. The restaurant is a few miles outside Pago Pago in American Samoa. And that is 8,000 miles from my home in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
Our situation raises an interesting philosophical question. Would you, should you, leave your husband/wife if the chance of a lifetime – the chance of several lifetimes – came along?
Here’s our story. The Internet recounted its beginning, so it’s appropriate it should recount its end. We began with serendipity, a Newsweek recommendation of my column that brought me together with a lady from Indiana who read it. We end with serendipity, also.
Anyone with skills as a chef, and manager, and caterer, would jump at the opportunity to run a brand-new, four-star restaurant, if such an opening came to his/her attention. A fair number of you are closet chefs. You watch the Food Network. You think maybe you could chuck your humdrum day job and build a satisfying future with a special food product, or a brand-new restaurant. You know who you are. I saw you smile.
But opportunities like that aren’t advertised in the paper. Like much else which appears in the newspapers, things aren’t what they claim. You can rest assured that a help wanted ad that says it offers the “Opportunity of a Lifetime,” doesn’t.
Here’s the story behind this story. Back in June, Kem made a business trip to American Samoa. The population is about 67,000, but of those the ones who come from mainland US or other nations are a smaller group and everyone knows everybody. When anyone new shows up, the residents get to know him/her promptly. It’s the equivalent of waiting for the stage in the American West a century ago.
Anyway, it turns out that a group of businessmen were interested in creating a new, four-star restaurant near Pago Pago. They knew what they wanted, but not who would do it. Enter a talented woman from North Carolina. Everybody invites each other in that group home for dinner. (There ain’t a lot of nighttime entertainment in Samoa.)
So, the folks on the island found out that Kem is a fine cook. They also found out that she knows her way around commercial equipment and management for kitchens, and multiple styles of cooking from many nations. To make a long story short, she had an opportunity to become Head Chef, and partner, with full creative control.
She looked at three possible locations for the restaurant, two for new construction and one a mansion with wrap-around porches overlooking the Pacific. Think of the architecture and environment described in Somerset Maugham’s famous short story, “Rain.” He was living on Samoa when he wrote that.
Kem has not described to me how long it took her to consider this offer that came out of the blue. Maybe she didn’t want to hurt my feelings worse by telling me that her delay was measured in nanoseconds rather than days or weeks. In any event, she returned to North Carolina, and immediately told me the good news (or bad news, depending on your viewpoint).
I understood right away how incredible this opportunity was for her, and why she wanted to accept it. So, instead of getting hysterical, I’ve worked with her on such details as getting a long-term, no-cut contract, and possible copyright issues with the name of the restaurant. So there you have it; probably the most extraordinary reason for the end of a marriage that you’ve ever heard.
Will I miss Kem? You bet. Do I wish her well? Absolutely. Since many readers of my columns are friends of both of us, drop her a line care of my address and I’ll get it to her. And if you’re in Pago Pago in about 14 months, look her up at the club, have “a Thanksgiving dinner that can’t be beat,” and say hello.
About the Author: John Armor is a First Amendment attorney and author who lives in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. John_Armor@aya.yale.edu
What you said. Obviously not a whole lot of love lost in this relationship if each partner so willingly walks away.
After reading this thread and hearing the responses of most FReepers, I have a question. Why divorce? Is that so that one (or both) of you can have sex with others? Why not at least try the separation and see if one of you doesn't want to rejoin the other after a few months?
Make that WIFE in my case.............
OT OTHER OH, Billybob can be a real pinhead at times, so you really shouldn't judge her too harshly.
Then again, she shoulda known what she was getting into.....
Aw who gives a hoot.
It's almost dinner.
Go make yerself a turkey sandwich or something...
I smell rights to "Movie of the Week"....
...wacky wife ditches right-wing hubby...opens a mishap-plagued restaurant in Samoa...
...hilarity ensues!!!
Your wife's a lucky woman....:)
Yours is good manners.
who stole the kishka...?; )
Bottom line: if she accepted the offer without getting Billybob's buy-in in advance, then obviously he's much better off without her
And it's never easy. So, if he didn't want to join her, she could not have gone either and then been resentful. I've known couples like that. Sure, they stay together; but they are resentful of each other.
There's something weirdly passive-aggressive about this whole thing.
The wife of a friend of mind announced that she wanted a divorce, and he amicably said OK. He had gone thru enough that he'd had enough anyway
The Matys Brothers?
"Here’s the story behind this story. Back in June, Kem made a business trip to American Samoa. The population is about 67,000, but of those the ones who come from mainland US or other nations are a smaller group and everyone knows everybody. When anyone new shows up, the residents get to know him/her promptly. It’s the equivalent of waiting for the stage in the American West a century ago."
I am sorry about your situation, however you don't explain why your wife Kem made a business trip to American Samoa.
Did she know ahead she was going to bid on the job she was offered? I mean how many people make a trip to American Samoa ... without a reason.
Did she have friends or family in American Samoa? Why did she travel there?
It sounds like she had this planned out before she went. I have never met a woman who would go to that length unless she wanted out of the relationship.
Sounds excellent on paper, but let's bring it down to its ugly level: She moved to better circumstances, leaving you out.
Hang in there and my sympathy. You are better off without
that kind of fantasy instead of a marriage. It takes two to work very hard through the boring bumps and it sounds like she preferred to run away from them. I wish you a real woman next time - and there will be a next time.
There is something just plain WIERD about this whole thing.
And why did BillyBob post this then not follow up with any replies??
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