Posted on 11/23/2005 5:09:29 AM PST by csvset
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Article Last Updated: 11/23/2005 03:14 AM | |
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Push envy of Iron Crotch aside as you contemplate phallic feat | |
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Bay Area grandmaster of Qigong pulls truck with penis |
By Grace Rauh, STAFF WRITER Inside Bay Area |
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FREMONT The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Freud said women envy it. And Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it. Yes, you read that right. He pulled a truck with his penis. Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his "Iron Crotch," attached himself not once but twice to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashedhimself to the vehicle. He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.
Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward. About 20 people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, gathered for the truck pull in an unassuming office park just off Interstate 880. A documentary film director and producer from London were on hand to shoot the jaw-dropping feat for a three-part series called "Penis Envy," scheduled to air next year on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. Footage from the truck pull will be used for the series' piece on building the perfect penis. "He's very special. Powerful. Superman," said an awe-struck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. "I just came here to watch my master perform." Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Qigong practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. One of Jin-Sheng's most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis. The grandmaster teaches Iron Crotch and Qigong in Fremont and Cupertino. Jin-Sheng's performance Tuesday drew a hearty applause (and only a few gasps) from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his genitals, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his testicles only, it was pushed aside to reveal a ball of flesh that looked ready to burst. Jin-Sheng wiped the sweat from his brow after the show and said through an interpreter that he felt comfortable and warm. When asked if he was in any pain, he laughed. "If it's painful," he said, "then you will see it bleed."
His wife, Sandy, snapped photos while her husband warmed up and then pulled the truck. The couple originally is from Taiwan and has lived in San Jose since 2003. So is Sandy the envy of her friends? "Yes," she said, flashing a wide smile. "Of course." Jin-Sheng was featured in the April edition of Penthouse magazine, in a story titled "Facts and Phalluses of America's Favorite Organ." In November 2003, he and his penis made the Weekly World News. "He believes that the sexual organs are a source of great power," said Gene Ching, associate publisher of the Fremont-based Kung Fu Magazine, which claims to have introduced Jin-Sheng to the United States and featured him on its March/April 2003 cover. "So it's sort of a vitality exercise." Ching, who does not study Iron Crotch, has heard that it does help in the bedroom. "I imagine that if you can tow a truck, that is going to give you some skills," he said. The grandmaster said the most challenging object he ever has pulled was a 60-foot truck and that was with another man. These days, however, he is looking to up the ante. Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane. "What can you say?" said Krishna Govender, the documentary film director who came from London specifically to meet Jin-Sheng and watch him work. "The strength of this guy it's phenomenal." Govender has seen and heard many things during the making of the documentary. He flew to Russia to meet a doctor who grew a penis on a man's arm and later grafted it to his genitals. He interviewed countless men about their most private, and treasured, possession. But he never had seen a man pull a truck with one.
"The most fraught relationship is that between man and his penis," he said. "It's the most enduring one, as well."
For more information about Jin-Sheng and Iron Crotch, go to http://www.99qigong.com. |
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File this under too much time on hands.
When I hear about somebody pulling a truck with his appendage, believe me, envy is not what I feel. That's just (for lack of a better word) nuts.
Let me warn you--this is not a pun topic for those with a lack of testicular fortitude. That's probably enough to prick your interest.
What, no Pic's???
LOL
Home boy #1 looks like he's in distress.
Relax, folks. Scrotum if you got 'em. I mean, after all, there's a vas defrens between people like him and the rest of us, but I shouldn't have to be penilized for it.
By the way, since this was a rental truck, does it give new meaning to "Love Hertz"?
Yea, but after this feat, I wonder what this guy hopes to accomplish the next time he's with a broad.
DA740
I'm nut going to get teste about it if no one shows up. I figure as a punster, urethra gonad gonna love it or hate it.
I think it was a Peniske...er, Penske. 8)
Between that and the guy getting tasered in the junk yesterday my boys have been in hiding. The cold weather isn't helping.
Yep. It all comes down to people's willingness to let things hang loose.
Check out the caption on the photo. ROFLMAO!
If you're referring to the first photo of the guy being kicked, I just want to know......where do I send my resume to get a job like that?
I'd be more impressed if he could push the truck...
This thread is going to be pulled. I just know it.
"Yea, but after this feat, I wonder what this guy hopes to accomplish the next time he's with a broad."
He's probably just lookin' to score fat chicks. 'Hey, pretty lady, if this package could handle a two-ton truck...'
I've come to grip with the fact that I couldn't pull off any humorous comments on this subject.
Heck, I'm sure you can ask anyone on the street to kick you in the crotch for a dollar and they'll pay you handsomely for it.
Wait, you probably wanted to do the kicking, right?
But I was referring to the post I was replying to.
I'm speechless. Just speechless.
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