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Push envy of Iron Crotch aside as you contemplate phallic feat
Oakland Tribune ^
| 11/23/2005
| Grace Rauh
Posted on 11/23/2005 5:09:29 AM PST by csvset
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To: csvset
A Marine can take anything!
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posted on
11/23/2005 11:51:45 AM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
To: Xenalyte
I only wish I had thought of it first.
122
posted on
11/23/2005 11:58:09 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
To: csvset
I confess I couldn't even make it completely through the article.
I got weak in my knees.
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posted on
11/23/2005 1:19:16 PM PST
by
taxed2death
(A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
To: LibertarianInExile
This is a semenly hard one to pun about.
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posted on
11/23/2005 1:41:06 PM PST
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: csvset
He looks like the lead singer for Quiet Riot. "Cum On Feel the Noize" indeed.
To: csvset
...a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis.
so, was it just a snatch ? or was it a clean & jerk ?
126
posted on
11/23/2005 11:07:21 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(You can leed a Freeper to spllcheck, but you can't make him use it.)
To: lafroste
If it's your favorite line from that movie (mine too), you can at least spent 10 seconds getting it right:
IMDB is our friend.
Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
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posted on
11/24/2005 12:17:16 AM PST
by
Mr170IQ
To: Willie Green
"Good grief, I hope this dude doesn't hurt himself...
They may have to outfit him with a prosthetic device." I posted another version of this story and got this link in reply. Technically, the Nutt Bra is not a "prosthetic device", but certainly apropos, since the Grandmaster cinches his entire "package" to the towrope.
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