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Will Someone For God's Sake Marry Maureen? / Maybe She'll Shut Up
Fred on Everything ^ | 11-21-05 | Fred Reed

Posted on 11/21/2005 3:01:08 PM PST by Main Street

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1 posted on 11/21/2005 3:01:09 PM PST by Main Street
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To: Main Street
Why would any sane individual marry someone who clearly has
a venomous hatred for members of his/her gender?
2 posted on 11/21/2005 3:04:59 PM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: Gay State Conservative

Ask Michael Douglas...


3 posted on 11/21/2005 3:06:15 PM PST by 17th Miss Regt
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To: Main Street
Will Someone For God's Sake Marry Maureen? / Maybe She'll Shut Up

Check your utensils at the chapel door.

4 posted on 11/21/2005 3:08:03 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: Main Street

Ouch! That's gonna hurt. Better put some ice on that.


5 posted on 11/21/2005 3:09:23 PM PST by saganite (The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
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To: Main Street

You first.


6 posted on 11/21/2005 3:10:05 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Main Street
A fifty-plus-year-old body with the mind of a sixteen-year-old cheerleader.

Can I marry her opposite instead?

7 posted on 11/21/2005 3:10:10 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: 17th Miss Regt
*sniff*

Ahhh, I can smell the sweet fragarance of CZJ right now if I close my eyes.

How 'bout you, Maureen?


8 posted on 11/21/2005 3:13:42 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: Main Street

This'll do the job, and it won't be intimidated by her...heh...superior intellect:

http://www.drugstore.com/qxp70221_333181_sespider/hitachi/magic_wand_vibrator.htm


9 posted on 11/21/2005 3:14:22 PM PST by RichInOC ("Bother", said Pooh, as Maureen triple-locked her apartment door.)
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To: Main Street

Damn, put some ice on that Mo cuz it's gotta hurt. He just beat her like a hoe who came up short on a Saturday night.


10 posted on 11/21/2005 3:15:06 PM PST by misterrob
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To: Main Street


Marry an

Anus With Teeth !?

No Thanks.


11 posted on 11/21/2005 3:17:35 PM PST by Para-Ord.45
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To: dead
Do you really want a woman with the body of a 50-year old cheerleader? Or, did I misunderstand your post? (Just kidding.)

Congressman Billybob

Latest column: "What If the French Had Pulled a 'Murtha' in 1781?"

12 posted on 11/21/2005 3:18:06 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Do you think Fitzpatrick resembled Captain Queeg, coming apart on the witness stand?)
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To: dead

Steyn calls her the elderly schoolgirl columnist of the NYT.


13 posted on 11/21/2005 3:18:58 PM PST by AmishDude (Mathematics -- better than science, harder than science, and always true. Always.)
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To: Main Street
It is claimed that this is Maureen Dowd before she sobered up and lost a zillion pounds. I personally don't believe it, but here is the photo making the rounds on the internet:


14 posted on 11/21/2005 3:19:04 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: Main Street
As for her own Kevlar ego, there’s this, from her interview with Howard Kurtz: “Even after a decade of writing a New York Times column, she admits to being ‘very thin-skinned’ about criticism.

Let's just hope she reads this piece.

15 posted on 11/21/2005 3:26:30 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: Main Street

So, who's willing to take one for the team?

Nobody?

I didn't think so!


16 posted on 11/21/2005 3:26:33 PM PST by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: Main Street

No one'll have her.


17 posted on 11/21/2005 3:26:47 PM PST by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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To: Servant of the 9

Hey swervie! Someone' talkin' 'bout yer dawgs...

[seee last paragraph]


18 posted on 11/21/2005 3:27:48 PM PST by null and void (The enemy of my enemy is my tool...)
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To: Main Street

Someone spent some money to fix her up. Check this video with Chris Matthews posted by Mia:

http://www.deletehillary.com/matt-dowd-do-hilL.swf


19 posted on 11/21/2005 3:27:54 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Main Street

If she'll convert to Islam I'll marry her for the wife-beating aspect alone.


20 posted on 11/21/2005 3:28:35 PM PST by thoughtomator (Hindsight is 20/20, or in the case of Democrats, totally blind)
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