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Senate Adopts "Exit Strategy From Reality (Mark Steyn On The Deliberative Corpse Alert)
Chicago Sun-Times ^ | 11/20/05 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 11/20/2005 4:00:38 AM PST by goldstategop

A busy time in the U.S. Senate, the "world's greatest deliberative body." Judging from the 2006 conference report, the Senate subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services and Education -- Chairman Arlen Specter (R), ranking member Tom Harkin (D) -- has been deliberating especially hard:

"Sec. 221. (a) The Headquarters and Emergency Operations Center Building (Building 21) at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is hereby renamed as the Arlen Specter Headquarters and Emergency Operations Center.

(b) The Global Communications Center Building (Building 19) at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is hereby renamed as the Thomas R. Harkin Global Communications Center."

Good to see that even in the viciously partisan atmosphere of today's politics, Republicans and Democrats can still work together to carry out the people's business. In the same spirit, I wonder whether the Senate chamber itself should not be renamed the Abu Musab al-Zarqawi United States Senate. With increasingly rare exceptions, just about everything that emerges from the chamber tends to support the Zarqawi view of Iraq -- that this is a psychological war in which the Great Satan is an effete wimp who can be worn down and chased back to his La-Z-Boy recliner in Florida.

Last week, the Republican majority, to their disgrace and with 13 honorable exceptions, passed an amendment calling on the administration to lay out its "plan" for "ending" the war and withdrawing U.S. troops. They effectively signed on to the Democrat framing of the debate: that the only thing that matters is the so-called exit strategy. The only difference between Bill Frist's mushy Republicans and Harry Reid's shameless Democrats is that the latter want to put a firm date on withdrawal, so that Zarqawi's insurgents can schedule an especially big car bomb to coincide with the formal handover of the Great Satan's cojones.

"Exit strategy" is a defeatist's term. The only exit strategy that matters was summed up by George M. Cohan in the song the Doughboys sang as they marched off to the Great War nine decades ago:

"And we won't come back

Till it's over

Over there!"

And that's the timetable, too. If you want it fleshed out a bit, how about this? "The key issue is no longer WMD or even the role of the U.N. The central issue is America's credibility and will to prevail.'' That's Goh Chok Tong speaking in Washington last year. Unfortunately, he's not a U.S. senator, but the prime minister of Singapore, and thus ineligible to run, on the grounds that he's not a citizen of Blowhardistan. What does the Senate's revolting amendment tell America's enemies (Zarqawi) and "friends" (Chirac) about her will to prevail?

Any great power -- never mind the preeminent power of the age -- should be engaged with the world. That means, among other things, that it has a presence in those parts of the globe that are critical to its interest. For two years, the Democrats have assiduously peddled the line that Bush "lied" about Iraq. A slightly less contemptible class of critic has sneered that the administration never had any plans for postwar Iraq, hadn't a clue what it was getting into, couldn't tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shia and a Kurd if they were painted different colors and had neon signs flashing off the top of their heads. If there's anything to this feeble second-guessing, it's that the U.S. government simply didn't know enough about Iraq -- and, in a crude sense, they're right. U.S. taxpayers would be justified, for example, in feeling they're not getting their $44 billion worth from the intelligence community.

But the only way to know the country is to be there on the ground, in some form or other. I'm all for "Iraqification" -- though those Democrats urgently demanding everything be done by the locals will be the first to shriek in horror once the Iraqis start serious score-settling with the foreign insurgents. But, even with full-scale Iraqification, America would be grossly irresponsible if not clinically insane not to maintain some sort of small residual military presence somewhere in the western desert.

Sorry, but that's part of the deal of being the world's hyperpower. To pretend otherwise is an exit strategy from reality. If you're worried about the ''cost,'' stop garrisoning your wealthiest allies -- Germany, Japan et al. -- and thereby absolving them from stepping up to the traditional responsibilities of nationhood.

One expects nothing from the Democrats. Their leaders are men like Jay Rockefeller, Democrat of West Virginia, who in 2002 voted for the war and denounced Saddam Hussein as an "imminent threat" and claimed that Iraq could have nuclear weapons by 2007 if not earlier. Now he says it's Bush who "lied" his way into war with a lot of scary mumbo-jumbo about WMD.

What does Rockefeller believe, really? I know what Bush believes: He thought Saddam should go in 2002 and today he's glad he's gone, as am I. I know what, say, Michael Moore believes: He wanted to leave Saddam in power in 2002, and today he thinks the "insurgents" are the Iraqi version of America's Minutemen. But what do Rockefeller and Reid and Kerry believe deep down? That voting for the war seemed the politically expedient thing to do in 2002 but that they've since done the math and figured that pandering to the moveon.org crowd is where the big bucks are? If Bush is the new Hitler, these small hollow men are the equivalent of those grubby little Nazis whose whining defense was, "I was only obeying orders. I didn't really mean all that strutting tough-guy stuff." And, before they huff, "How dare you question my patriotism?", well, yes, I am questioning your patriotism -- because you're failing to meet the challenge of the times. Thanks to you, Iraq is a quagmire -- not in the Sunni Triangle, where U.S. armed forces are confident and effective, but on the home front, where soft-spined national legislators have turned the war into one almighty Linguini Triangle.

It's easy to laugh at the empty shell of a Jay Rockefeller, bragging about how he schmoozed Bashar Assad, dictator of a terrorist state, about Bush's war intentions. But look at the news from France and ask yourself what that's really about? At heart, it's the failure of Europe's political class to grasp the profound and rapid changes already under way. This Senate is making the same fatal error. I'd advocate throwing the bums out if there were any alternative bums to throw in. But maybe the Thomas R. Harkin Centers for Disease Control could persuade them to be the first deliberative body to donate itself to medical science.


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A deliberative corpse - the died of a corpus delicti and its crime was competing for who best who could offer Abu Musab al Zarqawi the white flag. "Exit strategy?" That's a moniker for defeat. No one in the U.S Senate seemed prepared to talk of victory. So much for the Doughboys' song that underlined American resolve in the Great War a century ago. We can't risk a single soldier on behalf of freedom because we don't have the will to effectively defend it abroad. Its worth pondering on the eve of the 2006 elections why Senators think there are no vital interests the U.S has on the line in the War On Terror - four years after 9/11. If only as Mark Steyn argues, we could throw the bums out, perhaps then the Great Satan would finally grow a set of cojones.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

1 posted on 11/20/2005 4:00:40 AM PST by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop
How dare you question my patriotism?", well, yes, I am questioning your patriotism -- because you're failing to meet the challenge of the times. Thanks to you, Iraq is a quagmire -- not in the Sunni Triangle, where U.S. armed forces are confident and effective, but on the home front, where soft-spined national legislators have turned the war into one almighty Linguini Triangle.

Two Mark Steyn money quotes: "I am questioning your patriotism," and "one almight Linguini Triangle." Yep, the true enemy isn't in the Sunni Triangle, its the sunshine patriots in Washington who are more of insurgents than the insurgents seeking to topple Iraq's first democratic government.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

2 posted on 11/20/2005 4:18:26 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is hereby renamed as the Thomas R. Harkin Global Communications Center."

A bit of irony there.

3 posted on 11/20/2005 4:20:24 AM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: quantim
Dungheap Harkin. Now there's an irony for y'all.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

4 posted on 11/20/2005 4:21:26 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop

WOW! BACK TO THE TOP!


5 posted on 11/20/2005 4:27:41 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Cowards cut and run. Not Marines" Congresswoman Jean Schmidt (Republican))
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To: goldstategop
This should be read aloud on the floor of the Senate.

Think there is no one there, however, with enough courage to do even that..

6 posted on 11/20/2005 4:36:58 AM PST by cricket (No Freedom - No Peace)
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To: goldstategop
This should be read aloud on the floor of the Senate.

Think there is no one there, however, with enough courage to do even that..

7 posted on 11/20/2005 4:37:31 AM PST by cricket (No Freedom - No Peace)
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To: goldstategop

With all due respect, the problem isn't the Senate, it's the stunning inarticulation of the leadership. Bush, Cheney and Frist.


8 posted on 11/20/2005 4:45:42 AM PST by tkathy (Ban the headscarf. (All religious headdress). The effect will creat a huge domino effect..)
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To: goldstategop
What does Rockefeller believe, really? I know what Bush believes: He thought Saddam should go in 2002 and today he's glad he's gone, as am I. I know what, say, Michael Moore believes: He wanted to leave Saddam in power in 2002, and today he thinks the "insurgents" are the Iraqi version of America's Minutemen. But what do Rockefeller and Reid and Kerry believe deep down? That voting for the war seemed the politically expedient thing to do in 2002 but that they've since done the math and figured that pandering to the moveon.org crowd is where the big bucks are?
My tagline is often quite explanatory:
The idea around which liberalism coheres is that
"NOTHING actually matters but PR."

9 posted on 11/20/2005 4:49:52 AM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (The idea around which liberalism coheres is that NOTHING actually matters but PR.)
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To: tkathy

Sorry, but all you have had to do is listen.

George Bush and his administration have said time and again that we will be in Iraq until the Iraqis can protect themselves. Killing terrorists from all over the world on a daily basis is just a benefit.

Our sacrifice at this point is small compared to the sacrifice of Iraqis. They are fighting for freedom and suffering for it.

Victory is an exit strategy. Don't be overwhelmed by the MSM BS, listen to what GWB is saying.


10 posted on 11/20/2005 4:56:53 AM PST by A.Hun (Flagellum Dei)
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To: Pokey78

Steyn ping!


11 posted on 11/20/2005 4:56:56 AM PST by secret garden (<= easily amused)
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To: goldstategop

This great piece needs to be sent to every senator. They may impress each other and name buildings after their worthless collegues, but the rest of us are disgusted with them. The country would be better off dumping the institution of the Senate, where good ideas go to die. That branch of the legislative body ceased to function when it became elective, rather than appointed by the states as it was established to be.


12 posted on 11/20/2005 4:58:07 AM PST by kittymyrib
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To: cricket

Jean Schmidt from Ohio would read it


13 posted on 11/20/2005 5:11:23 AM PST by plangent
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To: A.Hun

GWB is saying not enough. He should be out there most every day.


14 posted on 11/20/2005 5:17:43 AM PST by tkathy (Ban the headscarf. (All religious headdress). The effect will creat a huge domino effect..)
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To: tkathy

I think he has realized that.

Still, what he says gets little or slanted coverage.

It is heartening though, to finally see his party standing up some also. I think Friday night was a turning point for all conservatives. EIther we stand together or lose this debate on the war to outrageous charges and outright lies.


15 posted on 11/20/2005 5:23:32 AM PST by A.Hun (Flagellum Dei)
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To: kittymyrib
Greetings kittymyrib:

They may impress each other and name buildings after their worthless colleagues, but the rest of us are disgusted with them.

Reminds me of the way I feel every time I walk past a Howard Metzenbaum Post Office.

Cheers,
OLA

16 posted on 11/20/2005 5:30:15 AM PST by OneLoyalAmerican (Even if your mother says she loves you, check it out.)
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To: goldstategop; Pokey78

Great article; thanks for posting it!

Pokey ping to an unexerpted Steyn.


17 posted on 11/20/2005 5:32:36 AM PST by alwaysconservative (Older women are more efficient: they can sneeze, laugh, cough, and pee all at the same time.)
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To: tkathy
the problem isn't the Senate, it's the stunning inarticulation of the leadership. Bush, Cheney and Frist.

Ah, you do know Frist is the SENATE leader, don't you?

18 posted on 11/20/2005 5:34:07 AM PST by Right_in_Virginia
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To: plangent
Greetings plangent:

Jean Schmidt from Ohio would read it.

Notice how the 'Rat talking points bash Representative Schmidt this weekend. 'Rat talking points are correct on one point: Murtha IS the "most hawkish" 'Rat.

Cheers,
OLA

19 posted on 11/20/2005 5:35:12 AM PST by OneLoyalAmerican (Even if your mother says she loves you, check it out.)
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To: goldstategop

Sadly, Mark is again right on the mark!


20 posted on 11/20/2005 5:39:38 AM PST by Gritty ("Dems want a firm withdrawl date coinciding with the handover of the Great Satan's cojones-Mk Steyn)
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