It is obvious to any observer:
Snowflakes Prove that GOD exists and interacts with His creation.
Proof:
1. Snow falls in winter
2. Winter is when kids are in school, learning about Evolution is Science classes.
3. God sends the snow (Job 37:6 He says to the snow, 'Fall on the earth,' and to the rain shower, 'Be a mighty downpour.')
4. Whiny liberal twerps fear for our children, and call a snow day.
5. No more Science classes: Evolution is foiled.
Ergo.....
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Ben Franklin
(Smart fellow, that Benjamin ... )
I prefer Benjamin Franklin as attributed:
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." :-)
and my corollary:
"Hangovers prove we are a fallen race." :-(