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To: grey_whiskers; Ichneumon
Maybe snowflakes are so we can make snowmen. :-)

It is obvious to any observer:

Snowflakes Prove that GOD exists and interacts with His creation.

Proof:


1. Snow falls in winter

2. Winter is when kids are in school, learning about Evolution is Science classes.

3. God sends the snow (Job 37:6 He says to the snow, 'Fall on the earth,' and to the rain shower, 'Be a mighty downpour.')

4. Whiny liberal twerps fear for our children, and call a snow day.

5. No more Science classes: Evolution is foiled.

Ergo.....


(Then there are the metaphors..........)
 
 
Psalm 51:7
Cleanse me with hyssop, and I will be clean; wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.

 
Isaiah 1:18
"Come now, let us reason together," says the LORD. "Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.

743 posted on 11/17/2005 8:49:43 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: Elsie
> It is obvious to any observer:

Snowflakes Prove that GOD exists and interacts with His creation.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Ben Franklin

(Smart fellow, that Benjamin ... )

745 posted on 11/17/2005 8:54:01 AM PST by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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To: Elsie
Snowflakes Prove that GOD exists and interacts with His creation.

I prefer Benjamin Franklin as attributed:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." :-)

and my corollary:

"Hangovers prove we are a fallen race." :-(

941 posted on 11/17/2005 6:38:49 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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