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To: grey_whiskers
As far as meaningless posts, I have taken it upon myself to liberally populate these threads with bad puns...


Like there are good puns? Next you'll be emitting puns with intricate rhyme.

Then can we say you have gone from bad to verse?

1,172 posted on 11/18/2005 9:37:03 PM PST by Coyoteman (I love the sound of beta decay in the morning!)
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To: Coyoteman
Like there are good puns? Next you'll be emitting puns with intricate rhyme.

OK, by popular request, then...

A mosquito was heard to complain,
"I fear they have addled my brain!
The cause of my sorrow
is para-dichloro-
diphenyl-trichloro-ethane!"

Full Disclosure: If it weren't for bad puns, there'd be no puns at all.

Cheers!

1,173 posted on 11/18/2005 9:49:13 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Coyoteman
Like there are good puns? Next you'll be emitting puns with intricate rhyme.

Well, on another thread I thought there were.

I had posted half a score of what I thought were my funniest; hoping to get a laugh.

But, no pun in ten did.

1,177 posted on 11/19/2005 4:57:14 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: Coyoteman

The Canadian judge gives a 5.6


1,187 posted on 11/19/2005 9:26:49 AM PST by b_sharp
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