[massgopguy]

Mary Mapes then presented what she claimed was an original copy of the Declaration of Independence which endorsed Partial Birth Abortion. It was written in crayon on the back of an Eskimo Pie wrapper. She stands by her story.

[brownsfan]

"It was written in crayon on the back of an Eskimo Pie wrapper. She stands by her story."

Now THAT'S funny! :)

[Al Gator]

"Mary Mapes then presented what she claimed was an original copy of the Declaration of Independence which endorsed Partial Birth Abortion. It was written in crayon on the back of an Eskimo Pie wrapper. She stands by her story."

Oh I remember that. Wasn't it before (or maybe after) she presented that dot matrix computer printout of the secret agreement George Senior had with Adolph H to convince the Iranians to hold the hostages until Ronald Reagan got elected?

[Pyrthroes]

Mary Wrolstad nee Mapes is the reincarnation of a Lower East Side female immigrant who perished in the Triangle Shirtwaist fire off Washington Square in early 1900s.

Spirits reliving this disaster tend to think the Texas Air National Guard could have saved them, had it been so minded. In fact, obsolescent fighter aircraft did twist time sufficiently to rescue some of them, but the plane piloted by George W. Bush took one look at Mde Wrolstad nee Mapes and hustled back to 1974.

For going SPLAT on the sidewalk, Mary has never forgiven George or his mis-fortunate TANG. But, hey! There was always Kaiser Bill, and after him the "Bohemian Corporal" who was not worth opposing if it disturbed her rest. But Uncle Ho was another matter-- now there's The Man. Would he not look great in Shirtwaists?

Our point --should anyone doubt it-- is that Mary Wrolstad nee Mapes can say absolutely anything she wants, and it will all be equally absurd, not to say peculiarly malign and stupid. Do these "news programs" consider Rather's fabrications still an issue? How about Triangle Shirtwaist, then, with time-twisting fighter-jets... where do they draw the line?