Posted on 11/09/2005 8:08:28 AM PST by Roberts
Adult Magazine Courts Panthers Cheerleaders Witnesses: Women Were Having Sex With Each Other
A popular adult magazine has made an offer to the two cheerleaders accused of having sex with each other in a Florida bar and getting involved in a fight, according to a Local 6 News report.
Penthouse magazine is courting Renee Thomas, 22, and Angela Keathley, 26, to pose nude, according to the report.
Penthouse is apparently hoping to cash in on what allegedly happened inside the Florida bar's bathroom stall.
The woman were having sex with each other in the restroom, according to witnesses.
Witnesses told police a fight broke out after bar patrons complained the women were having sex in a restroom.
Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday. AP image.
Police said Thomas was charged with battery after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom. Police said she also gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who wasn't in Tampa.
Detectives are trying to find out why Thomas had the driver's license of the third cheerleader.
A team spokesman says the women violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization.
A spokesman for the Carolina Panthers said the two cheerleaders who were charged in Tampa have been kicked off the team.
A Penthouse representative said the magazine will likely have an offer to the women in writing Tuesday, according to a report.
"Let me help you solve your problems."
Yeah, I don't know if your boobs are supposed touch your chin like that either but I am guessing that's how she got by all this time with the nose touching the lip. (:
It's pretty hard to mistake bumping white for bumping pink. :)
They COULDN"T have been having sex, there were no MEN in the bathroom. Oh wait, I get it. They were having HOMOSEXUAL sex, which no one seems to be willing to say. Not only that, the complaining patrons didn't give a rat's ass about the homo sexual activity, they just wanted to use the damn bathroom!
You sonafabitch!!! NEVER do that again!
:^(
Wow, you just ruined my cheerleader fantasy forever!
Coked up chicks can make the strangest noises..
Ha. Funny ex.
But lets face it. There are two types of "professional" cheerleaders.
One is the good kid, keeps her nose clean, working on a Master's degree to hopefully go into broadcast journalism.
The second type is a part time cheerleader/stripper/cokehead/ho who is trolling for a SugarDaddy.
"Not only that, the complaining patrons didn't give a rat's ass about the homo sexual activity, they just wanted to use the damn bathroom!"
Can you blame them. Nothing goes through you like beer. The bathroom is a popular place in any bar.
These two hicks would never have been caught had they learned big city ways. In San Francisco, for example, gay men and women practice what they call shopping bag sex. Each player enters the stall with two department store shopping bags. They then stand with a foot in each bag and have their way with each other. Outside observers have no way of knowing what is going on inside.
Source: my wife's gay admin assistant
You are so right cubre. This is why I'm seriously considering getting any small journalism job I can, and then write something so outrageous that the MSM notices and attacks me for---then I write a book, become wealthy and ride off into the sunset. Its been done before, no doubt.
I'm sure they will use their full range of versatility (jello, mud, oatmeal...).
Er, if they were doing some other illegal activity (with a considerably higher penalty that mere public lewdness), I think that would have shown up in the official reports.
If they were caught doing it.
According to the populsr media, sex between women is quite chichi these days.
Did you ever consider a career in writing romance novels. :)
That's just so wrong.
It was only a matter of time before this stunt paid off.
You forgot to preface your comments with "Dear Penthouse Forum"
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