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Posted on 11/09/2005 8:08:28 AM PST by Roberts
Police said Thomas was charged with battery after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom. Police said she also gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who wasn't in Tampa.
Detectives are trying to find out why Thomas had the driver's license of the third cheerleader.
Detectives are trying to find out why the 20 year old had a drivers license of another cheerleader? Duh!!
In a related development, scientists discovered that water is wet....
Those girls were looking to cash in. I suspect they will.
Yet another incident here in Tampa. This city is getting more notorious by the day.
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lol...
Is it just me, but this girl's got a shnozz on her. She kind of reminds me of the old Carvelle Ice Cream Cake "Cookie Puss" (hehe puss, poor choice of words).
Is your nose supposed to touch your top lip like that?
Hehe...favorite food: Tuna casserole. Nice.
I can't believe this. There are men and women out there working their fingers to the bone to raise their families. Married couples, single moms, single dads. They get up early and come home late and tend to their children the best they can.
Now two bimbos behave like pervs in the BATHROOM of a bar and now stand to make lots of money by a scum magazine who want them to pose nude and God knows what else.
There is NO justice when it comes to this kind of thing but I can tell ya one thing...the married couples and single parents out there can look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of who they are which is more than I can say for those two bimbos.
...."Why is Penthouse trying to get a 22 year old Renee Thomas to pose nude rather than the 20 year old Renee Thomas who was arrested?
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Probably because the 22 year old Renee was allowed to use someone's drivers license to drink, while the 20 year old Renee could only have a coke.
Now I finally understand why the line is always so long at the ladies' room.
In all the hullabaloo over potty parity laws, they said it was an anatomical fact that it took women longer. Now I know what they were referring to.
Angela has a big schnozz. In her mug shot it looks like a pickle or a pen..., uh, a non-nasal appendage. See http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1107052cheers1.html
Now the other young lady, she's a different story. She's there, too.
Read the whole thing, especially the hobbies. It was written as a parody.
Come on Cub! Let's try looking at this from the ladies (?)point of view. Let's set the stage. The two ladies were out for a night on the town, probably after doing some charity work down at the local orphanage. They spend a few hours downing wine coolers and gossiping. Eventually, nature calls, and our girls head to the can. After all the alcohol, the flourescent lights add an air of romance to the crapper. The gleam of the trash can, the smokey air, perhaps a new can of Glade, the dripping faucet sounds like a bubbling brook. It's really romantic, and chicks dig that crap. What happened next was inevitable.
(removing toungue from cheek now.)
I'm telling you people, that she's the illegitimate child of Cookiepuss.
So you don't need a license to snort in Florida, eh? ;D
Penthouse will probably buy her a nose job before the photo shoot.
In a "profession" known for its sleazy operations, "Penthouse" is outstanding.
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