Early Exit Poll Results: Kaine 69%, Kilgore 25% - Corzine 81%, Forrester 16% (Humor)

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[TitansAFC]

For those of us following the recent history of exit polls, the headline is all you need to read to get the joke. ;-)

Go Forrester!!! Go Kilgore!!! Pull the upsets, gentlemen!!!

[RepubMommy]

ROFL. You could add me to that 16% for Forrester.

[wouldntbprudent]

You mean!

[Tall_Texan]

And CNN is almost ready to make a call in Ohio. Any time now.

[2banana]

And then the press will say "We really didn't mean to suppress the republican vote..."

[Semper Paratus]

KO smells a rat.

[TNCMAXQ]

This gave me a scare! ;) But how true to life.

I would pay $$ to see the 2 Repubs win these races just to hear the stammering and yammering from Dean, Reid et al trying to explain it! Oh how funny would that be. Of course even if *one* of them should win, that would represent a GOP pick up in governorships.

[alisasny]

Liberals keep saying how Bush has ruined the GOP...cant wait to see tonights results again knowing all that has gone on since the Republican Revolution : )))

[nuffsenuff]

That's hysterical.

[NormsRevenge]

I see the MSM and the c'Rat party are still operating like we are still in the 2nd Millennium.

[theDentist]

I won't vote until I got out of work about 6 pm.

[donjon21]

I already went out this morning and voted for Forrester...I hope he can pull it off!

[MplsSteve]

I hope that the GOP wins in Virginia.

The boys at Real Clear Politics think that Kaine holds a slight edge for tonight.

Here's their link:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/blog/2005/11/va_gov_kilgore_vs_kaine.html

[Republican Red]

And CNN is almost ready to make a call in Ohio. Any time now

Im still waiting for CBS to call Texas for Bush.

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

OMIGAWD!!! Kerry has WON OHIO!!!

[Patrick1]

Gore Takes Florida!

[TitansAFC]

I'm still hoping enough people, especially potential third-party folks, come around and vote GOP for these races.

But I agree with their assessment, I think the Dems hold onto both Governorships. But I'll be doing my damnedest to stop it from happening!

Just one pickup would be huge....HUGE!!!!!!!

Go Forrester, go Kilgore!!!!!!!!!

[finnman69]

http://www.slate.com/id/2109053/

Updated Late Afternoon Numbers
Mucho flattering to Kerry; plus Nader makes an appearance.
By Jack Shafer
Updated Tuesday, Nov. 2, 2004, at 7:28 PM ET


Florida
Kerry 51
Bush 49

Ohio
Kerry 51
Bush 49

Michigan
Kerry 52
Bush 46
Nader 1

Pennsylvania
Kerry 53
Bush 46

Iowa
Kerry 50
Bush 49

Wisconsin
Kerry 51
Bush 48
Nader 1

Minnesota
Kerry 52
Bush 46
Nader 2

New Hampshire
Kerry 54
Bush 44
Nader 1

New Mexico
Kerry 50
Bush 48
Nader 1

Colorado
Kerry 49
Bush 50
Nader 1

Arkansas
Kerry 45
Bush 54
Nader 1

Missouri
Kerry 47
Bush 52

New York
Kerry 62
Bush 36
Nader 2

Nevada
Kerry 49
Bush 48
Nader 1

New Jersey
Kerry 54
Bush 44
Nader 1

West Virginia
Kerry 45
Bush 54
Nader 1

Why is Slate running these numbers? See this morning's piece. ... 4:20 p.m. PT

Late Afternoon Exit Polls: It's a tight squeeze: In the national exit poll, Kerry leads Bush 51-48. In Wisconsin he's up by three, and in Ohio and Florida he leads by one.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

You're skewing the results!

Stop that.

:))

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

I like Jack Shafer-and have even had some friendly correspondence with him-but those numbers make me want to LMAO!

Talk about Schadenfreude.