Hilarious satire worth reading - Ping!
Posted on 11/08/2005 4:41:54 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
OK, enough is enough.
It's clear France is no longer in control of its population.
It's clear millions within its borders are struggling for freedom and independence.
It's clear that these people are not rioting for the sake of rioting, they are responding to oppression from French authorities.
It's clear that their uprising cannot be met with state violence, because that would only lead to a cycle of violence.
It's clear that these freedom-fighters – whom I have dubbed "Paristinians" – want a state of their own.
It's clear that the international community must force France to the negotiating table with these freedom fighters to begin the peace process that will inevitably lead to the creation of an autonomous, independent state of "Paristine."
If it's good enough for Israel, it's good enough for the French surrender monkeys who have been leaders of the global movement to force the Jewish state into appeasement of terrorists.
We've got to stop referring to this "intifada" in France as "riots." This is a movement for self-determination. This is a movement for independence. This is a movement for freedom from imperialism.
The analogy is apt.
That's not "Frère Jacques" they're singing in France. It's "Fire Jacques."
The president of France can see the cinder in the eye of others, but is missing the beam in his own.
What's good for the goose liver is good for the gander liver.
The chicken cordon bleu has come home to roost.
It's time for France to stop the hypocrisy.
It's time for the French to take a dose of the medicine they have been handing out to the Jews of Israel.
It's time to end the apartheid within its population. It's time for France to stop treating those poor, Muslim immigrants as second-class citizens. It's time to accept the only permanent solution that can address the root problem in French society – the recognition of the Paristinians as a legitimate negotiating partner.
Enough rubber bullets!
Enough police repression!
Enough calls for restraint!
Enough with the threats!
Before this cycle of violence spreads throughout all of Europe, France needs to do the right thing.
The French have been speaking out of both sides of their mouths for too long. They've been speaking out of both of their nostrils for too long, too. If appeasement was the solution in Iraq, it's the solution for the "Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Hitler, it's the solution for the "Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Israel in dealing with its "Palestinian" problem, it's the solution for France's "Paristinian" uprising.
As I mentioned yesterday in my column, if France has these kinds of systemic problems with its Muslim population, then it is time to partition France. It's time for an independent Muslim state to be created. After all, isn't that what France and other European nations have determined is the proper solution for Israel?
These are not just riots. This is an intifada – just like the one begun in 2000 within and around Israel.
France and other countries, including the United States, have demanded that Israel meet those attacks with land concessions to the rioters and suicide bombers. That is the only viable, long-term solution, they say. They claim this violence will never cease until those oppressed by Israel are granted an independent, autonomous state of their own.
Why should the solution be any different in France?
Stop the violence! Now – not at a snail's pace. The time has come to begin talks with the "Paristinians" about their own future homeland of "Paristine."
Whats Kerry's exit strategy?
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"Hearing that Yasser Arafat had died yet again was like Christmas five days in a row. We all owe Shua a debt of gratitude for giving us such a pleasant time, and making it last so long."
I think the best was when the French doctor came to the press. He was ready to announce the departure of the beloved leader.....When without warning a PA spokewoman screamed at the Press saying ARAFAT IS GETTING MUCH BETTER.
The French medic was not amused...but had to obey orders.
An other incident was when ABBAS came to see the old goat,SHUA ARAFAT locked herself in the room of the (,not dead, still dead, maybe dead, not sure...) and refused ABBAS entry to the room, still claiming Arafat was alive.
Kristopher.
I was once young and happy as you are. That is before I lost my wife, my kids, my house and my car to this dreadful FR addiction. I am now a shell of the man I once was, with wasted legs and sunken eyes, but with forearms the size of tree trunks from pounding on this keyboard.
Don't end up like me. Get out while you still can...
Gaulistan
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"I was once young and happy as you are."
thanks for the laugh. Glad I was not drinking coffee while reading your post...you would owe me akeyboard.
Kristopher.
I can see it now....another palestinian homeland with Jerusalem Paris as its capital.
Don't end up like me. Get out while you still can...
I hope your just kidding, although my Wife has been muttering something about divorce lately.
LOL - I'm sure PBS/NPR will detail its recommendations any day now.
stolen from pookie's today's toons...
I hear that John Kerry has a plan for his mother's homeland.
beautiful
"Although it may be coincidental, the remarkable uniformity in the rioter's rules of engagement and the rapid development of their tactics suggests they have a tacit consensus as to their strategic aims: to confine action to inherently political acts in exchange for political concessions. Amir Taheri believes he knows what those will be.
Some are even calling for the areas where Muslims form a majority of the population to be reorganized on the basis of the "millet" system of the Ottoman Empire: Each religious community (millet) would enjoy the right to organize its social, cultural and educational life in accordance with its religious beliefs.
In parts of France, a de facto millet system is already in place. In these areas, all women are obliged to wear the standardized Islamist "hijab" while most men grow their beards to the length prescribed by the sheiks.
The radicals have managed to chase away French shopkeepers selling alcohol and pork products, forced "places of sin," such as dancing halls, cinemas and theaters, to close down, and seized control of much of the local administration.
A reporter who spent last weekend in Clichy and its neighboring towns of Bondy, Aulnay-sous-Bois and Bobigny heard a single overarching message: The French authorities should keep out.
"All we demand is to be left alone," said Mouloud Dahmani, one of the local "emirs" engaged in negotiations to persuade the French to withdraw the police and allow a committee of sheiks, mostly from the Muslim Brotherhood, to negotiate an end to the hostilities.
Maybe."
Surely, sir, you are not serious. (My apologies for calling you Shirley.)
It is clear to me and to the entire world that the Paristinians are revolutionary insurgents -- much like the insurgents battling the evil Americans in Iraq.
And, as any good French person will tell you, violence on behalf of insurgents is a good thing.
So, the only moral thing for the French military to do is to side with the insurgents against the French government.
/sarcasm
...Which you haven't heard because of the clacking of the keyboard. Yep, this is how it begins...
In a few years, we'll find you hungry in the gutter with nothing to your but a Blazer enabled Palm XT, camped out in front of a particular house because it has an unsecured IEEE 802.11 network. I've seen it a thousand times.
When you go downtown and you see the Palm charging cradles wired into vanalized street-lamb bases, you know you're in FReeper Junkietown...
Let them have their autonomous state within France. And then, just to prove how autonomous they are, cut off the water and gas mains, and remove the electrical connections to the main grid.
A once great nation cowering to the Muslim Scum....the horror, the horror!!!!
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