Posted on 11/04/2005 7:16:22 AM PST by Rakkasan1
One week after several Vikings players held a lewd party on a Lake Minnetonka boat, two players were seen throwing trash in a dumpster at a construction site in Eden Prairie. 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS obtained exclusive access to the trash - and the information it revealed.
Bryant McKinnie and Mewelde Moore were seen throwing bags of trash in the dumpster. The eight bags contained what appeared to be remnants of a party, including aluminum tins of food, beer and champagne bottles, fireworks, disposable camera boxes, hallowed out cigars, something that looks like a marijuana bud, sexual and feminine hygiene products and Victoria's Secret underwear.
There was also a drink receipt with Bryant McKinnie's credit card number and boarding passes with his name on them, as well as a list of women's names.
The list was titled "Incoming Flights (pickups)" and was written on a piece of Minnesota Vikings paper. It contained women's names, airlines and flight times. The names 'Iris and Liris' are at the top, followed by 'Nivie + 5', 'Ayana and Dionne and Aisha', 'Sandra' and 'Tanika plus 3'. The total is 16.
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song comes to mind...
(my)Lyrics for Song: Country Trash("Viking Trash")
I got a crib full of porn, and a turnin’ plow
But the grounds to wet for the poppies now.
Got a cultivator and a double tree
A leather line for the gal and me
Let the thunder roll and the lighting flash
I’m doing alright for Viking Trash
I’m saving up millions for a rainy day
I got about a dollar laid away
The winds from the south and the sailings good
Got a redbone gal a yard of wood
Mama smokes the leftover hash I’m doing alright for
VIking Trash
I got a machina and a fightin' dog
A bong that I ordered from the catalog
A good tall tree that shades the yard A good fat coach we call a 'tard.
Let the thunder roll and the lighting flash
I’m doing alright for
Viking Trash
Well there’s not much new season left to lose
And my garbage is now on the news
My hands earn me way too much gold
For security when I grow old
But we’ll all be equal under the grass
And God’s got a heaven for
Viking Trash And
God’s got a heaven for
Viking Trash
I’ll be doing alright cuzz I'm getting lots of a**.
Their game is in the dumpster, why not their trash ?
Houston: 1-5 Whatever happened to parity?
"5 EYEWITNESS NEWS obtained exclusive access to the trash"
They must be very proud.
As someone once about Jimmy Taylor of the Green Bay Packers, he went through four years of college untouched by education.
That's what went through my mind when I saw the title!
No condom wrappers?
LOL.
IamConservative is correct... that's what a 'blunt' is.
I thought this was a historical find, until I saw the word aluminum.....But then, we really don't know everything about the ancients.
They're still pursuing this? Jeez.... what investigative journalism. The Vikes already admitted ther was a party, all sorts of things hapopened yadda yadda yadda. Who effin' cares anymore?
Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, But I... I do deny them my essence.
A lot of us do in MN, because these assclowns want us taxpayers to fund their staium.
One prof once told me of "administering" a make up test for their star football player. The academic giant had the answers for the first test but failed because he did not get the right answers matched to the proper questions.
"Trash found may be linked to Vikings boat party."
I swear...I thought this was a "Gods, Graves & Glyphs" (GGG)ping. From the title I was sure someone had stumbled onto a great Viking archeaology site! (I don't follow sports...)...oh well.
Why not? I heard that the Vikings' official jock strap is a thimble and two rubber bands.
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I love how this has become a Dr. Strangelove quote thread. I just watched that movie for the first time last night. Genius.
"It would not be difficult Mein Fuhrer. Nuclear Reactors could... heh... sorry Mr. President." - Dr. Strangelove
>WHat would one do with a hollow cigar? Stuff it with marijuana I would presume?<
Crack Cocaine.Phillie Blunts were the fastest selling cigar in the inner city a few years back.Wholesalers could not keep them in stock.
Did the reporters find any aluminum cans? If so they need to take them to the nearest recycling center.
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