[Rakkasan1]

this happened to my sister once, but it was a moose

[Tired of Taxes]

Are you series?

[dangus]

You caught your sister wrestling a moose in her bedroom?

[Bluegrass Conservative]

this happened to my sister once, but it was a moose

I apologize. Those responsible for the credits have been sacked.

[theDentist]

Did the moose bite your sister?

[RightWhale]

Moose have indeed been killed by hunters and dog mushers in one on one hand to hand combat. Usually not bare hands. One was right out back of my house. The hunter had gotten on the moose's back and was riding it like a bronco, trying to hit an artery in the neck with a not so large hunting knife. Technique -- 2, style -- 1, difficulty -- 6.

[Zaxis]

 A Møøse once bit my sister ...




  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse
  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
  Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

   Møøse trained by            TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA


  Special Møøse Effects       OLAF PROT

  Møøse Costumes              SIGGI CHURCHILL

  Møøse Choreographed by      HORST PROT III

  Miss Taylor's Møøses by     HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME

  Møøse trained to mix
  concrete and sign com-
  plicated insurance
  forms by                    JURGEN WIGG

  Møøses' noses wiped by      BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER