But I can milk this for 90 minutes and it will keep me warmer than a girlfriend.
Oh, come on, Pukin Dog. With a screen name like yours, how could you not ooze class?
I have never tried Scapa, because it looks kind of light, which to me means tasteless.
Don't be a colorist. Scapa has a much deeper and richer color than some Islay malts I've had.
But I can milk this for 90 minutes and it will keep me warmer than a girlfriend.
Well, I wouldn't know. But try plying her with Scapa, if the Laphroaig is too intense for her.