[southernnorthcarolina]

Yeah, something about Laphroaig makes me wish I had a smoking jacket or something else cool to wear while sipping it. It gives me class I don't normally have.

Oh, come on, Pukin Dog. With a screen name like yours, how could you not ooze class?

I have never tried Scapa, because it looks kind of light, which to me means tasteless.

Don't be a colorist. Scapa has a much deeper and richer color than some Islay malts I've had.

But I can milk this for 90 minutes and it will keep me warmer than a girlfriend.

Well, I wouldn't know. But try plying her with Scapa, if the Laphroaig is too intense for her.

[Pukin Dog]

Pukin Dog is from my old squadron: The World Famous Pukin Dogs of Fighter Squadron VF-143. I've never seen an Islay that was light like Scapa, but maybe I'll try it if someone else is buyin. I scare girlfriends away on a monthly basis, before they get near my liquor.