That's not the face of a fine cookie.
That's the face of a nasty bitch.
Posted on 10/30/2005 8:29:40 PM PST by misterrob
Not after I see that set in her lower jaw.
That has icy coldness and bitchiness written all over it.
"In all the gin joints, in all the world, she had to show up in mine. Dammit."
I agree. For 55 or whatever she is, she looks pretty good. There aren't a lot of 55-year-old women who look that good. As for the remarks some are making about the wide load: nobody ever says that about Laura Bush, who is also pleasantly curvy. Let's be fair: Maureen is silly and nasty but she looks good for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm her age.
Manhattan is filled with women like Ms. Dowd.
age 40 to 55
single
constanly on the hunt to be invited to the trendiest parties and social gatherings.
incapable of monogamous long term relationships. They go through relationships the way imelda marcos goes through shoes.
concept of dating involves "how much money does he have to support my designer shopping habits and whats his status"?
"A hundred and fifty, but there's a discount for Muslims"
Bartender, Get me a Bush on the Rocks with a slick willie chaser.
or
Hey big boy clinton you can use my dress anytime....
An honest woman.
Thanks.
You and only one other person agrees with me.
Oh, the humanity!
Take care.
>>>Those are "patterned hosiery," guys. What now--what now?! Liar homos.
I don't care what they are - don't like the look of 'em on her, or any woman for that matter. Does that make me a liar homo in your world? If so - you are cordially invited to sod off.
Her basic external features are not bad at all, her figure is decent.
Maybe I'm just a little more discerning of such things than most guys, but I can literally see her barren, evil soul shining through her pretty fair physical appearance; Any second look I gave her would not be one of admiration or thinking about the possibilities...
And if the photo hasn't been "photoshopped"..... Look at the size of her feet! Looks about size 16 to me.
actually, they run a credit report : )
That's why she's dressed all in black; dark colors tend to hide fat.
John, I'm going to have to break your white cane and shoot your dog.
The problem is, you'd have to listen
to her, before you could **** her...
And with Mauteen Shroud, the more she
talks, the more any self respecting man
is going to get an irresistable urge to
RUN FOR THE HILLS!...pulling thei pants
legs up as they do...Not usually a good
portent for a lasting relatipnship/.
And wasn't that her complaint? Not that
she couldn't get laid...(Hell, she opened
'em up for Pervert Maher!)...But that she
can't find one that wants to stick around
once they get to know *her*?
It's closing time. Anybody got ten bucks for a good time?
That's not the face of a fine cookie.
That's the face of a nasty bitch.
Yes, the major problem with having a roll in the hay with her is, sooner or later, you'd have to talk to her. It would be far more preferable to remain celebate until the day you died.
Hedge-clipper's come to mind... for some strange reason.
"I don't care what they are - don't like the look of 'em on her, or any woman for that matter. Does that make me a liar homo in your world?"
You said, literally, you don't like the look of 'em on her, or any woman for that matter. so...no hose and, not ANY woman? (that's what you said, read it over)
so yeah, it does make you a homo.
ah, I was REALLY late for this party....thanks for the ping, tho......
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