"Old French Whore"
Ever see this played on Saturday Night Live? Seeing Dowd immediately made me think of this.
What's a modern, albeit fugly as all that is unholy and evil, girl to do?
NY Times Escort Service: Ladies of the night.
(We'll run your article if you pay the price!)
http://www.drudgereport.com/dowd.htm
"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Stop me--I'm turning into my mother!"
"Meet The Press."
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"Announcing Donatella Versace's New Line For Winter."
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Coming to HBO This Spring: The Women Of The New York Times"
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
"A week in Paris will ease the bite of it."
"Lookin' for Rove in all the wrong places."
"Pig in a Poke"
Sorry - but I'd hit it.
We're drinking, my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my lost love
That two-timing, double-crossing, cheating, thankless, repulsive, warty little toad
And one more for the road
Leni
not even close. I bet Mo shaves and bathes.
Dowd incorrectly describes herself as a modern girl. She is really a post-modern feminist. At her age, she should probably consider giving up the chase and going lesbian. In that case she would be a po-mo homo MoDo.
She's still old and hating herself for not being able to physically cope with the marathons of Michael Douglas' sexual addiction. She's also right where she belongs, waiting in a bar for the right man who'll never arrive. I do pity the extreme leftist hag.
"If I'd only have choosen to go to Hollywood to be a movie star, my life might would be worth living."
If she wasn't so manly-looking, she'd be good looking.
This is the first time I've ever seen a picture of MD.
And I think she's hot!
ping