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| 30 OCT 05
| DCBRYAN1
Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: All
"It is better to be cute than coherent".
"Now what was I saying"?
121
posted on
10/30/2005 11:03:41 AM PST
by
jimwe
To: DCBryan1
lol, the bartender resembles a mortician that I know.
122
posted on
10/30/2005 11:04:31 AM PST
by
Burlem
To: DCPatriot
Heck...what's so bad about that???? Well, consider that she's an angry, liberal skank, then ask yourself if you'd survive the beating. LOL
If it's good enough for Dick Morris, it's good enough for me!
Yes, but Morris was a liberal too, so he didn't get a beating like you'd get. :o)
To: jennyjenny
124
posted on
10/30/2005 11:13:28 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Internal alcohol rub)
To: DCBryan1
Isn't this face the epitome of serene happiness?
125
posted on
10/30/2005 11:19:34 AM PST
by
Positive
(Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
To: gogeo
<>Poor Mo...stranded in a hostile world unable to appreciate her inner beauty.
I think you have her confused with someone who actually has inner beauty. Hostile world? No, hostile woman. You did good though. You had all the keywords right. LOL
To: Positive
Isn't this face the epitome of serene happiness?
I always wondered what a "sneer" looked like,
know I know.
127
posted on
10/30/2005 11:23:18 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: DCBryan1
I submitted
"Now remember, I get the senior citizen discount"
and
"Ensure...on the rocks."
128
posted on
10/30/2005 11:24:56 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: DCBryan1
Even the most hardened rummy would die of alcohol poisoning before she started looking beautiful.
129
posted on
10/30/2005 11:26:08 AM PST
by
Loyalist
(Dissonance And Disrespect: http://dissonanceanddisrespect.blogspot.com)
To: Positive
To: Clemenza
131
posted on
10/30/2005 11:31:56 AM PST
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: DCBryan1
Poor Mo!
Not only can't she have an original thought, she can't even write an original article.
This article is pretty much a rewrite of an August 29, 2001 article. Compare what she then (2001) wrote:
http://www.skfriends.com/dating-today-and-sexuality.htm
"A thoroughly modern young lady might be found Paxiling herself, Googling her date, Bikramming her body and pondering The Offering."
with this line from today's column:
"After Googling and Bikramming to get ready for a first dinner date, a modern girl will end the evening with the Offering, an insincere bid to help pay the check."
Most of the new article is essentially a repeat of the article from four years ago, with a "revise and extend my remarks" update. The New York Times is always hospitable to those who just repeat things drivel from other columnists, but this is a first, where you get paid big bucks for repeating yourself!
Also looks like she has as hard a time getting a date now as four years ago. Maybe too much Bikramming.
132
posted on
10/30/2005 11:35:43 AM PST
by
oldbill
To: DCBryan1
"Catherine who? Look at what Michael is missing out on."
133
posted on
10/30/2005 11:37:24 AM PST
by
GreatOne
(You will bow down before me, son of Jor-el!)
To: DCBryan1; Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; Constitution Day
To: oldbill
Good Catch. Pass that along to the editor ;>)
135
posted on
10/30/2005 11:44:05 AM PST
by
lawnguy
(It works Napoleon, you don't even know.)
To: Thinkin' Gal
Now that has to be the winner!
To: DCBryan1
Hey Mabel! I'll have another Black Label.
Schaefer is the one beer to have when your having more than one.
137
posted on
10/30/2005 11:51:35 AM PST
by
dancusa
(Appeasement, high taxes and regulation collects in the diapers of bed wetting liberals.)
To: DCBryan1
MoDo does have the Wicked Queen look going on.
Is that Matt Drudge tending bar?
To: Stallone
Is that a Leak in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Almost; try this:
[Dowd, to Sandy Berger] "Why, Sandy; is that a miniature secret document in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me?"
To: DCBryan1
The beer that made Milwaukee famous made a fool out of me.
140
posted on
10/30/2005 11:55:42 AM PST
by
dancusa
(Appeasement, high taxes and regulation collects in the diapers of bed wetting liberals.)
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