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Failed to mention that she may have weighed 300 pounds.........
1 posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:40 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
ROTFL.

Sometimes the juxtaposition of thread titles is just too good to be true:

Naked woman drops through ceiling

And directly underneath?

Senator Clinton Urges President To Select Next Supreme Court Nominee By Consensus

35 posted on 10/28/2005 7:38:07 AM PDT by George Smiley (This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
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"naked" "woman" "Russian"




I am not sure, but
I think the rules are we must
have an Anna pic . .

38 posted on 10/28/2005 7:44:35 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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"Failed to mention that she may have weighed 300 pounds"

A fat person in a bathtub full of water all weighs less than does the combination of a skinny person in a bathtub full of water.

39 posted on 10/28/2005 7:44:43 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Red Badger

Reminds me of the Axe shower gel commercial found here:
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=12217&type=coolad&startrow=141


40 posted on 10/28/2005 7:45:44 AM PDT by Redbob
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It is raining women ;-)
44 posted on 10/28/2005 7:51:59 AM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


46 posted on 10/28/2005 7:58:28 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Red Badger

Maybe it was a "come as you are" party and she decided to drop in.


49 posted on 10/28/2005 8:19:03 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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"Honey, I swear, she just fell through the roof!"
51 posted on 10/28/2005 8:24:03 AM PDT by Teacher317
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I hate it when that happens.


53 posted on 10/28/2005 8:25:32 AM PDT by Ditto ( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
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Least she didn't have to worry about having clean underwear on.


54 posted on 10/28/2005 8:25:45 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Kinda gives a new meaning to 'drop in sometime...'


55 posted on 10/28/2005 8:26:06 AM PDT by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
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It's raining women!


56 posted on 10/28/2005 8:26:27 AM PDT by toddlintown (Your papers please.)
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Ha ha..this reminds me of a story my brother, the plumber (well, steam fitter, excuse me) told..
He was working on an upstairs bathroom and the floor gave way. He fell right down to the bathroom below to find the woman of the house sitting on the throne! He laughed, but she didn't!


62 posted on 10/28/2005 8:41:13 AM PDT by ladiesview61
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I had a large spider do that once while I was in the tub. It wasn't very romantic.

Did you know people can actually levitate?

64 posted on 10/28/2005 8:45:31 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Detective Ivan to Sergeant Yuri after checking out the woman: "She's clean, sergeant."


67 posted on 10/28/2005 8:52:35 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."

My luck this would happen exactly 30 seconds before my wife came home. Now how exactly do you explain your way out of that one ?
70 posted on 10/28/2005 5:07:08 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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which had rotted over the years.

"Yeah, I was there when they built the darn thing in the late 1800s."

71 posted on 10/28/2005 5:10:21 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed)
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"Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought that the letters people sent you were true, until one day Natasha came crashing through my ceiling on all fours, ready for action...


72 posted on 10/28/2005 5:13:37 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: Xenalyte; Miss Behave; Dashing Dasher; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; SeaDragon

OK, OK.

Who did it?


73 posted on 10/28/2005 5:13:44 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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