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Naked woman drops through ceiling
Ananova ^
| 10/28/2005
| Staff
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:39 AM PDT by Red Badger
A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in - through the ceiling.
Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.
She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.
"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."
She was treated at a local hospital for injuries to her leg but otherwise was unhurt.
Local council engineers said the floors in the old apartment block in Solnechnaya in the Surgut district of Russia where Valiakhmetova lived were supported by wood which had rotted over the years.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Russia; Unclassified; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bath; mannafromheaven; naked; woman
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To: grobdriver
Now why does that never happen to me?Because none of these fine chicks live upstairs above you?
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:48:43 AM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
To: synbad600
Was Hillary in there with her?
42
posted on
10/28/2005 7:50:03 AM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
To: Pop Fly
When I take a bath I'm a naked woman and I've never fallen into anyone's apartment.
43
posted on
10/28/2005 7:50:13 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Red Badger
It is raining women ;-)
44
posted on
10/28/2005 7:51:59 AM PDT
by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: Owl_Eagle
But then again, she could have looked like Anna Kournakova (or that hot Ukrainian chick who used to work with me).I dunno, Owl. Hot chicks usually don't break floors.
45
posted on
10/28/2005 7:53:35 AM PDT
by
TN4Liberty
(American... conservative... southern.... It doesn't get any better than this.)
To: stylecouncilor
To: cjshapi
>When I take a bath I'm a naked woman and I've
never fallen into anyone's apartment
Now you've jinxed yourself.
You better shower from now on
because your next bath . . .
To: Owl_Eagle
But then again, she could have looked like Anna Kournakova (or that hot Ukrainian chick who used to work with me).In which case, I'm reminded of that great scene from Animal House, where the kid is reading the girlie magazine and the woman comes flying through his window...
"Thank You, God!"
48
posted on
10/28/2005 8:00:20 AM PDT
by
Ulysses
("Most of us go through life thinking we're Superman. Superman goes through life being Clark Kent!")
To: Red Badger
Maybe it was a "come as you are" party and she decided to drop in.
49
posted on
10/28/2005 8:19:03 AM PDT
by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: reagan_fanatic
Exactly what I though of.
To: Red Badger
"Honey, I swear, she just fell through the roof!"
To: RockinRight
You can always count on an appearance by Helen!! LOL!
52
posted on
10/28/2005 8:24:06 AM PDT
by
JZelle
To: Red Badger
I hate it when that happens.
53
posted on
10/28/2005 8:25:32 AM PDT
by
Ditto
( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
To: Red Badger
Least she didn't have to worry about having clean underwear on.
To: Red Badger
Kinda gives a new meaning to 'drop in sometime...'
55
posted on
10/28/2005 8:26:06 AM PDT
by
CommandoFrank
(Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
To: Red Badger
56
posted on
10/28/2005 8:26:27 AM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Your papers please.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Gives new meaning to "Bed, Bath and Beyond."
To: RockinRight
You're assuming Helen is a woman?
To: freedomlover
Well, it has never really been determined, has it?
Kinda funny how among the liberals, the men are feminine and the women are masculine!
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:29:33 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
To: cjshapi
When I take a bath I'm a naked woman and I've never fallen into anyone's apartment. I'll just leave the front door open for you, how's that?
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