Posted on 10/27/2005 5:40:38 AM PDT by blazneyez
Q. When am I going to get my electricity back?
A. The latest statement from Florida Power & Light is that ``we expect to have all power in Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach counties fully restored by, at the very latest, Easter.''
Q. How are the levees holding up?
A. We spoke to a spokesperson for the South Florida Levee Authority (SFLA), who assured us that South Florida does not have any levees, but if we did, they would definitely be in bad shape.
(Excerpt) Read more at miami.com ...
We're Doomed!
It would be funnier if it weren't so true.........I lived in Ft. Lauderdale years ago............I left..........
LMAO! And it was before my first full cup of coffee!
Amen. Miami never looked better than it did getting smaller in my rear view mirror.
LOL Never thought if of it that way before, but you're right! Gotta love Dave Barry's sense of humor.
Does this mean that Dave is out of retirement? I was getting tired of reading his reruns in the Sunday papers. You know, complaints about his new 8-track tape player and stuff.
That is one of my all time favorite lines and have used it often! (He was driving a Pantera, I think)
Wasn't the actor, the late Raul Julia (Addams Family, Gomez)?......
"Q. When am I going to get my electricity back?"
Uh, when you move out of hurricane prone areas.
bkmk
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