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DFU SONG: Girl (Canoe Girl - NBC's Michelle Kosinski)
DFU SONGS | 10-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 10/23/2005 8:59:58 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - GIRL

Is there anybody here who hasn't read the story that Michelle Kosinski wants to hide
It is time, I think, we're mocking her in all her glory, maybe we can do it till she cries

Canoe Girl...you, girl

They create a scene, how typical, that was so phony...that's the way the MSM has worked
Leftists in the media are so full of baloney, do not ever listen to those jerks

Canoe Girl...you, girl

As they're losing market share, they know they are up Sh**'s Creek with no paddle
This is a war to the end...I hope we all are ready for the battle, battle, battle, battle

Canoe Girl...you, girl

As their hatred works them up into a great big lather, they'll be doing anything it takes
We will not forget how Mapes and her boss Danny Rather still pretend the documents weren't fakes

Canoe Girl...you, girl


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: attnho; baloney; mainstreammedia; msm; msmmustdie; nbc; phony; stagedevent; theyaredying

1 posted on 10/23/2005 9:00:00 AM PDT by doug from upland
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LATEST STORY AND BACKGROUND LINKS FOR THE CANOE GIRL This story is really funny. NBC stages her in a canoe and she pretends to paddle. She is only in a few inches of water, and two guys walk in front of her. Too hilarious.


2 posted on 10/23/2005 9:02:40 AM PDT by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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3 posted on 10/23/2005 9:08:47 AM PDT by TomGuy
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Thanks for adding the video. I missed part of the story. Did the TV audience actually see the guys walking in front of her?


4 posted on 10/23/2005 9:15:43 AM PDT by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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To: doug from upland

Can you imagine the media uproar if info-babe from FOX had done this?


5 posted on 10/23/2005 9:21:53 AM PDT by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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To: somemoreequalthanothers

That would be "some" info-babe.


6 posted on 10/23/2005 9:22:40 AM PDT by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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To: doug from upland

Yes they saw it and it was the complete parody of the MSM inventing controversy, risk and fear disguised as reporting. What a joke!


7 posted on 10/23/2005 9:23:21 AM PDT by TCats
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To: doug from upland

Hilarious!


8 posted on 10/23/2005 9:24:48 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: doug from upland

Those guys choose their path carefully. They will be getting free beer for years.


9 posted on 10/23/2005 9:31:02 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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I missed part of the story. Did the TV audience actually see the guys walking in front of her?

I didn't see it, but managed to find a partial video of the event.

She was in the boat, paddling, and talking about the area now being part of the deep river. Momentarily, 2 guys come walking by, showing she was in about 4-6 inches of water.

Even Katie and Matt made guffawing comments about it, and that carried over into later segments of the program. [There is a Today Show thread for that morning on FR.]
10 posted on 10/23/2005 9:31:11 AM PDT by TomGuy
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A couple of links to other discussions:

This one has a link to the partial video

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Another discussion with photo



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Numerous google links at a search on "Michelle Kosinski" canoe video
11 posted on 10/23/2005 9:37:24 AM PDT by TomGuy
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Since I basically don't watch TV, I've never seen her before. Maybe I got it wrong and the song should have been COME ON DOWN TO MY BOAT BABY.


12 posted on 10/23/2005 9:39:19 AM PDT by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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This is a great story. I didn't pay much attention to it until the song idea came.


13 posted on 10/23/2005 9:40:19 AM PDT by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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