CHORUS:
The Ummah was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
And now it's...
Springtime for Allah and Mohammedans
The Ummah is happy and gay!
We're marching at a faster rate
Look out, here comes the Khalifate!
Springtime for Allah and Mohammedans
Iran's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Allah and Mohammedans
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Allah and Mohammedans...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Winter for Israel and Americans
CHORUS AND JIHADI:
Springtime for Allah and Mohammedans!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
JIHADI:
Come on, Mullahs,
Go int o your dance!
SHEIKH"YASSIN":
I was born in Palesteene and so they call me Sheikh Yassin.
SHEIKH "MEL":
When we see U.S. Marines, we blow ourselves to smithereens!
JIHADI #1:
Allah akbar!
JIHADI #2:
Allah akbar!
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Allah akbar!
Springtime for Allah and Mohammedans
ALL:
Allah akbar!
MULLAH:
Allah akbar
Hail to thee
Mohammed's the goat bugger
Who changed history
Allah akbar
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Martyr in the land!
Everything I do, I do for Allah!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
MULLAH:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Four!
Allah akbar
Raise your AK
CHORUS:
Ulululululul!
MULLAH:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia stand and say
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
Allah akbar!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
Allah akbar!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
...stand and cheer!
THE BURQA-ETTES:
The Mullah is making a tumult!
He's got those infidels running scared
You gotta love that wacky Arab!
The Mullah is making a tumult
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Mullah is making a tumult!
MULLAH:
I was just a camel humper
Just a simple man
Got a phone call from the Taliban
Told me I was Imam
Arabia was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Strapped on my suicide band
And went to Afghanistan
Now the Ummah's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2001. Osama bin Laden was working the Big Room and I...I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
We hit the Pentagon and the WTC. And, would you believe it?
They made me Imam. Imam!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Allah akbar
Watch my show
I'm the Muslim Babs Streisand
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone say Allah akbar
Allah akbar!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Al-Qaeda and Mohammedans
Butts up the heads up today
MULLAH:
Springtime!
Butts up!
CHORUS MEN:
Martyrs blowing up buses again
CHORUS:
Ummah is on the rise again
MULLAH & CHORUS:
Springtime for Al-Qaeda and Mohammedans
Virgins are waiting for more
Springtime for Al-Qaeda and Mohammedans
MULLAH:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
MULLAH:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
MULLAH:
You bet we'll be going...
MULLAH & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!
I am in awe.
Nice! Let's see if we can get Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder to produce it.
Excellent! Allahu fubar!