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CHORUS:
The Ummah was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
And now it's...
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
The Ummah is happy and gay!
We're marching at a faster rate
Look out, here comes the Khalifate!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Iran's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia...

CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Winter for Christians and Jews

CHORUS AND JIHADI:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia!

CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

JIHADI:
Come on, Mullahs,
Go into your dance!

SHEIKH "YERBOOTY":
I was born in Djibouti so they call me "Sheikh Yerbooty"

SHEIKH "MEL":
When we see U.S. Marines, we blow ourselves to smithereens!

ULULA:
Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming!

JIHADI #1:
Allah akbar!

JIHADI #2:
Allah akbar!

LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Allah akbar!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
ALL:
Allah akbar!

MULLAH:
Allah akbar
Hail to thee
Mohammed's the goat bugger
Who changed history
Allah akbar
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Martyr in the land!
Every one of us is a martyr for Allah!

CHORUS:
Yes, we are!

MULLAH:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Four!
Allah akbar
Raise your AK

CHORUS:
Ulululululul!

MULLAH:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia stand and say

CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...

MULLAH:
Allah akbar!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...

MULLAH:
Allah akbar!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...

MULLAH:
...stand and cheer!

THE BURQA-ETTES:
The Muslims are making a tumult!
We've got those infidels running scared
You gotta love those wacky Arabs!
The Mullah is making a tumult
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Mullah is making a tumult!

MULLAH:
I was just a camel humper
Just a simple man
Got a phone call from the Taliban
Told me I was Imam
Arabia was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Strapped on my suicide band
And went to Afghanistan
Now Allah's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2001.
Osama bin Laden was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
We hit the Pentagon and the WTC. And, would you believe it?
They made me Imam. Imam!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Allah akbar
Watch my show
I'm the Muslim Barbra Streisand
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone say Allah akbar
Allah akbar!
And now it's...

CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Butts up the heads up today

MULLAH:
Springtime!
Butts up to pray to Allah!

CHORUS MEN:
Infidels losing their heads again

CHORUS WOMEN:
Wife beating is in style again

MULLAH & CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Virgins are waiting for more
Springtime for Allah and Sharia

MULLAH:
Means that...

CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...

MULLAH:
We've got to be going...

CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....

MULLAH:
You bet we'll be going...

MULLAH & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to holy war!!