CAPTION HARRIET MIERS & CHUCKIE SCHUMER

AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 10-17-05 | AP Via Yahoo News

[petercooper]

White House Counsel Harriet Miers reacts while speaking with Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N .Y., during a meeting to discuss her nomination to the Suprme Court Capitol Hill Monday, Oct. 17, 2005. Schumer is member of the Judiciary Committee, which will hold hearings and take the first vote on the nomination. (AP Photo/Dennis Cook)

[petercooper]

"Senator Schumer, No, no I do not want to see your confidential briefs."

[Rodney King]

Now Now, Chuckie, you know its impolite to ask a lady a question that she has no idea the answer to.

[dmz]

No, Chuckie, I let you peek down my shirt, but you cannot look up my skirt.

[American Quilter]

("Man, this guy's even dumber than I thought.")

[ncountylee]

Schumer is such a slime, look at the expression on his face.

[FerdieMurphy]

CHUCKIE:" I'd really like to get into your knickers cause I just soiled mine!"

[Piranha]

No, really! I know I'm a Republican, but I DO support affirmative action!

[aShepard]

" Senator stop hitting on me! I don't date putzhead schmucks!"

[oyez]

ThaT guy ought to rate "A-1 creepy" in anyone's book.

[TravisBickle]

"I already know what's in my credit report. You don't have to show me!"

[PajamaTruthMafia]

"No thanks Senator, I have already received a free copy of my credit report.

[Texas WOP]

Now Senator, until you get your Viagra script filled...

[Niteranger68]

"Back off there Chuck. I didn't know Life Savers made a feces flavor."

[RichInOC]

"Now, Senator, I know you went to both Harvard College and Harvard Law, but you're still what the boys I went to SMU with used to call 'ten pounds of bulls**t in a five-pound bag.'"

[NordP]

LOL - at least it's not a confidential Boxer (thought I'd throw in a bit of CA for you, too on this ;-)

[RichInOC]

:-D )))

Now that's cold.

[Colonial Warrior]

[Sensei Ern]

"Senator, I don't care if you know 50 ways to kill a person using a car. In Texas, we use a .45."

[Shalom Israel]

"No, not the greatest--the greatest mind of the 21st century is George W Bush."

[Barb4Bush]

Supreme Court Nominee Harriet Miers was turned to wax this afternoon after looking directly into the eyes of Senator Schumer. Senator Schumer was pleased by this new found power and is thinking of getting a curlier hairdo to see if he can equal Medusa's abilities.