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"Senator Schumer, No, no I do not want to see your confidential briefs."
1 posted on 10/17/2005 11:44:18 AM PDT by petercooper
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Now Now, Chuckie, you know its impolite to ask a lady a question that she has no idea the answer to.


2 posted on 10/17/2005 11:45:07 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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No, Chuckie, I let you peek down my shirt, but you cannot look up my skirt.


3 posted on 10/17/2005 11:46:11 AM PDT by dmz
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("Man, this guy's even dumber than I thought.")


4 posted on 10/17/2005 11:46:48 AM PDT by American Quilter
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Schumer is such a slime, look at the expression on his face.


5 posted on 10/17/2005 11:46:52 AM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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CHUCKIE:" I'd really like to get into your knickers cause I just soiled mine!"


6 posted on 10/17/2005 11:47:02 AM PDT by FerdieMurphy (For English, Dial One.)
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No, really! I know I'm a Republican, but I DO support affirmative action!


7 posted on 10/17/2005 11:47:19 AM PDT by Piranha
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" Senator stop hitting on me! I don't date putzhead schmucks!"


8 posted on 10/17/2005 11:47:27 AM PDT by aShepard
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ThaT guy ought to rate "A-1 creepy" in anyone's book.


9 posted on 10/17/2005 11:47:34 AM PDT by oyez
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"I already know what's in my credit report. You don't have to show me!"


10 posted on 10/17/2005 11:49:04 AM PDT by TravisBickle
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"No thanks Senator, I have already received a free copy of my credit report.


11 posted on 10/17/2005 11:50:14 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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"Back off there Chuck. I didn't know Life Savers made a feces flavor."


13 posted on 10/17/2005 11:50:57 AM PDT by Niteranger68 ("Spare the rod, spoil the liberal.")
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"Now, Senator, I know you went to both Harvard College and Harvard Law, but you're still what the boys I went to SMU with used to call 'ten pounds of bulls**t in a five-pound bag.'"

14 posted on 10/17/2005 11:51:34 AM PDT by RichInOC (Harriet Miers has the kind of legal career that Ann Coulter can only dream of.)
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LOL - at least it's not a confidential Boxer (thought I'd throw in a bit of CA for you, too on this ;-)
15 posted on 10/17/2005 11:51:48 AM PDT by NordP (Must See TV - Mark Levin's Supreme Court Nomination Hearings ----- I WISH!)
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17 posted on 10/17/2005 11:53:29 AM PDT by Colonial Warrior ("I've entered the snapdragon part of my ....Part of me has snapped...the rest is draggin'.")
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"Senator, I don't care if you know 50 ways to kill a person using a car. In Texas, we use a .45."


18 posted on 10/17/2005 11:53:33 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (Now, IB4Z! I would rather visit Rwanda on a bad day than France on a good day.)
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"No, not the greatest--the greatest mind of the 21st century is George W Bush."

19 posted on 10/17/2005 11:54:04 AM PDT by Shalom Israel (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.)
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Supreme Court Nominee Harriet Miers was turned to wax this afternoon after looking directly into the eyes of Senator Schumer. Senator Schumer was pleased by this new found power and is thinking of getting a curlier hairdo to see if he can equal Medusa's abilities.
20 posted on 10/17/2005 11:54:44 AM PDT by Barb4Bush
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"I know it has been 44yrs., but I WILL NOT make any predictions . . .
the Astros know what they need to do."


22 posted on 10/17/2005 12:03:40 PM PDT by w_over_w (GO ASTROS!!! Make it to the big one . . . this time?)
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The "Lady and the Tramp".


23 posted on 10/17/2005 12:04:28 PM PDT by stumpy
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be nice everyone...


24 posted on 10/17/2005 12:06:33 PM PDT by ConservativeDude
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