Great piece.
Apart from a lot of good puns I hope the President takes these line to heart:
"Dust off the Ronald Reagan handbook and get busy. Smile until your cheeks ache. Visit happy places. Attend uplifting events. Give out medals for heroism. Hand out awards for achievement. Tell jokes, dammit. Doesn't anyone remember how to tell a good tasteful joke?"
Read in the local paper that this Miller dudette is quite well-known for reporting untruths. That even the editors at the NY Slimes didn't ask for credentials when she reported a story but yet knew that she lied for a living. Interesting turn of events.
Did you post that just for the blonde joke?..........it was good!......
One of Cheney's gophers turned out to be a Philippine spy...that began his tenure under VP Al Gore in 2000. .
There...that's better.
My favorite Reaganism was..."When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember your original job was to drain the swamp!". It would do Mr. Bush wonders to pontificate in a similar manner, with a little humor but making a good point in fact. If you smile when you tell someone to go to hell, they will go crazy wondering if you were serious or not. Try it, it really works!!
That was funny!