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The Good Wife's Guide (Guys - You're gonna love this)
http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/misc/days.doc ^ | 13 May 1955 | Housekeeping Monthly Magazine

Posted on 10/14/2005 10:20:29 AM PDT by add925

The good wife's guide

1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal(especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.

3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

5. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

6. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

7. Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces(if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

8. Be happy to see him.

9. Greet him with a warm smile and shoe sincerity in your desire to please him.

10. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

11. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

12. Your goal: Try to make sure your homeis a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

13. Dont greet him with complaints and problems.

14. Dont complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

15. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

16. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

17. Dont ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will alwaysexercise his will with fairness and truthfullness. You have no right to question him.

18. A good wife always knows her place.


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To: najida
Your goal: To try to keep the neighbors from calling the law, your family calling you a failure and your dreams being totally dashed.

You know, this kinda says it all, doesn't it?

361 posted on 10/14/2005 2:09:21 PM PDT by radiohead (Proud member of the 'arrogant supermagt')
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To: tongue-tied

Well my reply to one of the guys was, 'I'm more Laura Croft than June Cleaver. How about coming home to a wife with a gun strapped to her thigh?' He excused himself to the bathroom and didn't return for 10-15 minutes. ;)


362 posted on 10/14/2005 2:09:38 PM PDT by rintense
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To: add925
After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Bwahahahahahaha! Okay.

363 posted on 10/14/2005 2:09:45 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: pbrown
Then all you need is a woman who's far-sighted.

Sadly, most of the ladies I know are either nearsighted or have good vision.
364 posted on 10/14/2005 2:09:56 PM PDT by JamesP81
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To: Terabitten
You are correct. Most divorces occur because of disorder, in the home, with credit cards, the priorities in life, raising children, and with personal weaknesses.

Recognizing ones priorities and fulfilling them results in an orderly life, an orderly home, an orderly marriage, and is the path to wealth and happiness.

Show me disorder and a disordered person and I'll show you failure.
365 posted on 10/14/2005 2:11:43 PM PDT by Final Authority
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To: pbrown

Barney has a WHAT pole?


366 posted on 10/14/2005 2:12:31 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: add925

I posted this on my refrigerator for my wife.


367 posted on 10/14/2005 2:13:23 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: teenyelliott; pbrown
I think it was a joke. Lesbians, can't work with studs . . . get it?

Did you hear about the lesbian house? It was all tongue and groove, not a stud in the place.

368 posted on 10/14/2005 2:13:23 PM PDT by T.Smith
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To: rintense

LMAO....well then you are doing it right. Keep 'em guessing, never know which way it is coming from, and on their toes and they'll do the same for you. A great way to stay together.


369 posted on 10/14/2005 2:14:34 PM PDT by tongue-tied
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To: tongue-tied

A June Cleaver can clean the dust from the house, but she'd be too squeamish to get rid of spiders in the house.

A June Cleaver can comfort the children when they scrape their knee, but if an intruder breaks into the house, she'd be too afraid of guns to stop him.

I've always believed that if June Cleaver existed in real life, she'd be a liberal. Conservative women aren't afraid of guns. Or spiders either.


370 posted on 10/14/2005 2:16:40 PM PDT by JillValentine (56% of American women voted against BJ Clinton in 1992.)
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To: T.Smith
Did you hear about the lesbian house? It was all tongue and groove, not a stud in the place.

Ewwwwww, gross. Pardon me while I run to the washroom and pour bleach on my brain to clean that mental vision out.

371 posted on 10/14/2005 2:19:13 PM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: JillValentine
God Bless you woman! In my current state, I'd shoot the spider with s 12 gauge just to make a point.

But I understand what you're saying. I like the idea of a woman who does SOME of those things, but wouldn't want to have a compliant woman, nor one who can't be a little independent.

As long as she can shoot straight, and if mad only shoots to scare me or sober me up, then I would be fine with a woman like that.
372 posted on 10/14/2005 2:20:37 PM PDT by tongue-tied
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To: JamesP81

It's their loss then. Women are always asking where the good men are. They're either already married or they are too blind to see one standing right in front of them.


373 posted on 10/14/2005 2:22:00 PM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: snowtigger
I would PAY her to fix breakfast for me every morning!
I mean, heck, I pay for it at a diner or restaurant practically every morning!
Ironically, she does get up and fix breakfast for the kids, but by then, I've been at work for over an hour.
374 posted on 10/14/2005 2:23:14 PM PDT by ConservativeBamaFan
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To: T.Smith
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a wife who is a stay at home mother putting to use some of these suggestions. Trust me, it makes for a much happier home for everybody.

Thanks for that! I got a snide post about a "houseslave". I tried it both ways ... career (early on) and stay at home wife and mother later. The happiness of my family benefitted and I was able to use my spare time to pursue fascinating interests, and volunteer efforts, that were dormant during my career. Three cheers for the stay at home wife/mother who contributes to the world in countless, priceless ways.

375 posted on 10/14/2005 2:23:20 PM PDT by caryatid (Old times there are not forgotten!)
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To: najida
hahahaha

I was gonna say something, but I think it would have gotten me banned. :-)

376 posted on 10/14/2005 2:23:57 PM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: T.Smith

Ohhhh, man, someone is gonna be mad that you told that one!!!!!!


377 posted on 10/14/2005 2:25:33 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

LOL


378 posted on 10/14/2005 2:31:02 PM PDT by caryatid (Old times there are not forgotten!)
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To: rintense

Sorry, I'm all ready spoken for :)

Been with Proud Legions for almost 30 years now.


379 posted on 10/14/2005 2:32:48 PM PDT by June Cleaver (in here, Ward . . .)
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To: pbrown
"Ewwwwww, gross. Pardon me while I run to the washroom and pour bleach on my brain to clean that mental vision out."

Uh oh. I guess that's why the 'tongue and groove' part was left out of the original post. Sorry about that. I guess on a positive note you're going to have the whitest brain in the neighborhood.

380 posted on 10/14/2005 2:33:26 PM PDT by T.Smith
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