Well my reply to one of the guys was, 'I'm more Laura Croft than June Cleaver. How about coming home to a wife with a gun strapped to her thigh?' He excused himself to the bathroom and didn't return for 10-15 minutes. ;)
LMAO....well then you are doing it right. Keep 'em guessing, never know which way it is coming from, and on their toes and they'll do the same for you. A great way to stay together.