To: School of Rational Thought
There once was a gullible Swede
Who was asked by two dykes for his seed
Now a weird Swedish court
Makes him pay child support
He got screwed without doing the deed
15 posted on
10/13/2005 8:04:00 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
18 posted on
10/13/2005 8:07:09 AM PDT by
Kimmers
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
LOL - you are quite talented in a weird sort of way!
20 posted on
10/13/2005 8:07:18 AM PDT by
mlc9852
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Now that's just plain clever!!
24 posted on
10/13/2005 8:14:01 AM PDT by
MajorTom56
(Do it right the first time, every time)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Nice Limrick!!
26 posted on
10/13/2005 8:15:21 AM PDT by
SouthernBoyupNorth
("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
You are the King of the Limerick for now! Good one.
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
36 posted on
10/13/2005 8:35:29 AM PDT by
wouldntbprudent
("Tell the truth. The Pajama People are watching you.")
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
40 posted on
10/13/2005 8:42:52 AM PDT by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
LOL! Best one I've read in a while.
54 posted on
10/13/2005 9:19:26 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
60 posted on
10/13/2005 9:51:14 AM PDT by
zeugma
(Warning: Self-referential object does not reference itself.)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Aiy, yi, yi, yi,
In China they do it for chili.
So let's have another verse
That's worse than the other verse,
And waltz me around again Willie.
As we used to sing the refrain at the fraternity.
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
There once was a gullible Swede
Who was asked by two dykes for his seed
Now a weird Swedish court
Makes him pay child support
He got screwed without doing the deed
That's professional grade poetry! Wonderful!
64 posted on
10/13/2005 9:59:33 AM PDT by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of the Big Chicken)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
There once was a young man from Sweden
Who claimed t'was a garden of Eden
Till he partnered with dykes
Fathered one of their tykes
Now it's cash forever he's bleedin'
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